BBC News: Good evening, you're watching the news at 10. Our top story tonight, Stop Hip-Hop is the slogan being spoken by a group of government activists who say the controversial art genre is sending a bad message to impressionable young children.
The BBC have been told by a anonymous source that the lyrics in popular "rap" tracks are to be censored due to their explicit and controversial nature, this censorship follows reports that claim Hip-Hop music is the reason why crime statistics have hit an all time high.
Earlier today, we spoke to an professor of lyricism from the university of MadeUpMedia, here is what he had to say
Professor: well, we have it on good authority that there is a definite correlation between the release of Hip-Hop songs and the rise in crime rates.
According to my research 99% of all children who listened to a "rap" song said they would murder their mother by cutting her head off, the other 1%... well they said they'd kill her by ripping her heart out and eating it...
These findings are totally very legitimate and are definitely not in any way exaggerated or made up whatsoever.
The only logical solution is to censor the music or ban it entirely, but it cannot be allowed to be published with so much controversy and gore in it!
BBC: a damning interview there with the professor of lyricism from the university of MadeUpMedia, we will keep you updated on any developments in this urgent story!
... in other news, two men have been arrested for domestic terrorism in Zimbabwe, but because they're a third world country, the BBC doesn't regard this as important news...
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