Here are a few poems/ raps written in the styles of some of the songs and artists that inspired me to write rhymes!
There's even a couple of skits thrown in for comedic relief as well as to appreciate the fine art of skit making on Hip-Hop albums
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This one's inspired by the Da Ruckus song "Paperchase"
I rush to push, crush, smush, mush, and hush other rappers, beat them senseless until their internal slush begins to gush out of their tush and embarrass them so hard that their corpse begins to blush, I'll smoke them like some kush, stuff them like a plush and throw their remains in a bush, I'm a guaranteed winner like pulling a royal flush, I'm here to win the money to live a life style considered lush
I'm bound to rebound with a renowned sound that when found will mound and drowned an opponent leaving them downed on the ground then I'll give them a run around to steal all of their pounds
I'm the sterling Merlin, who'll leave you hurling without unfurling, slide you like a stone in curling, watch you whirling and twirling all the way to Berlin as I let your girl in, I robbed her of her money, virginity and her motherfucking pearl ring
Hey, that locket's strange... hand it over with your pocket change or prepare to crash like the stock exchange because you're in my rocket range
People these days will take any inch, when they see me coming through many flinch because they know I'm the Demi Grinch who'll penny pinch when he clinch
I'm coming for that bread loath those red notes, I'll make the dead float when their head bloats
There's been a surge in crime and I urge you to prepare because we're on the verge of a purge but I'm a scourge, I'll survive and emerge with shit tons of money to splurge
I'm scrimping and scraping for money whilst kids these days waste their cash on drinking and vaping, for their wastefulness and sex crimes, I'll leave them limping and aching, that's the daughter of the kingpin their raping
My rhymes are as tight as my tie, you'll have to reach the height of the sky to fight with this guy and even then you might've been shy
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