Sometimes rants, sometimes wacky ass shenanigans I come up while on the shitter, expect bad jokes, dark humor, lots of swearing and an angry synth.
Also anime girls in SFM.
Also also, no, this ain't a self insert harem or some bullshit like that, I...
We can see TTS in the same bar that appeared on the first rant, he's currently drinking some whisky with a sad face, he was looking at a picture of him before becoming a goofy-ass skeleton. A quite cool looking photo.
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(I kid you not, SFM is a pain. Tried a lot of things, and most didn't worked.)
But how did he became an skeleton?
[Flashback!]
"Check this shit!"
[Flashback ends!]
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Yeah... Anyway, he's suddenly transported into a movie theater along with a lot of people of Fiction-City, like Class 1-A, Issei and company, RWBY and their friends. "Good thing I payed for the fucking drink." He says and downs it in one go, the liquid going through his ribcage and drenching his shirt.
In the front there's a a male, he's wearing a black and and red suit, he has black hair with the tips of it being white, yellow eyes and the look of an edgelord.
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"Welco-" He's suddenly interrupted by the skeleton himself. "Let me guess, you brought us here to watch alternate realities of someone among us here probably being Izuku, or someone named YN." The male tried to talk again. "And you are the Author, who you made yourself as some omnipotent god that is just here to talk shit to characters you don't like, like Issei, specially Issei, because he has more love than you'll ever have in your pityfull and sorry life."
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"Sheesh..." Issei says, TTS then continues. "Look pal, we have lifes unlike you, so can you bring us back to our original place?" The Author tries to talk again. "Look you femboy looking ass, just because your parents don't love you doesn't mean you get to annoy us!" He says and pulls out a Toolgun from his pockets and creates a portal were everyone leaves, suddenly TTS pokes his head. "Also, your stories suck." He leaves and the portal closes.
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Godlike beings, when a superpowered individual can be considered gods because of their powers or story.
Some of them can be cool, some annoying like Zeno. Yada Yada Yada.
We're here to talk about Authors that makes themselves godlike beings... THEY'RE THE MOST IDIOTIC PEOPLE OUT THERE!
OH LOOK AT ME! I'M SOOOO COOOL WITH MY SUPER POWERS AND HOW I THROW SHIT AT CHARACTERS THAT ARE MORE INTERESTING THAN MINE!
In all honestly, they're only here to break the 4th wall trying to be funny when most of the time a character breaks the 4th wall in Wattpad ends up ruining the inmersion.
That or either those goofy ass "characters react" fics, most of them being shitty harems of the infamous Y/N "Author's self insert" L/N.
There's not much to talk about them, just that they're annoying, when I'm looking an story, I expect an story, not some goofy ass youtube reaction but worse, nor some 4th wall break that makes me wanna stick my penis in a blender in how bad they are.
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"Home sweet home!" TTS says and opens his door, he's suddenly hit with a cannonball, making him break like a lego. "I forgot my automatic self defense weaponry..."
(I swear to fucking god it was not worth it the SFM pain...)
