Sometimes rants, sometimes wacky ass shenanigans I come up while on the shitter, expect bad jokes, dark humor, lots of swearing and an angry synth.
Also anime girls in SFM.
Also also, no, this ain't a self insert harem or some bullshit like that, I...
In class 2 Guts was teaching he students about demons and how to correctly eliminate them, suddenly an skeleton goes flying through the window, landing in front of everyone in a rather familar pose.
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Inmediately Guts grabs his sword, expecting an enemy, when out of nowhere the skeleton does a backspin and stands up. "No need to worry everyone, because it is me! TheThotSlayer!"
Naruto decides to ask the million dollar question"Dude... Why are you naked?" He asks with a deadpan look, TheThotSlayer looks at him and sighs, even tough he supposed to not have lungs. "Well...."
[Flashback]
"WHERE'S MY DRIP WOMAN?!" He screams while searching his wardrove, only finding hentai sweaters, pipebombs, and a rocket launcher for Seumadrugs but he forgot about it, the rocket launcher lands on the ground and accidentally missfires, going through his ceiling and hitting a plane's right wing.
"I PUT IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE!" Asuna exclaims from somewhere. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S IN THE WASHING MACHINE?! I'M HAVING A FUCKING RANT AND I NEED TO LOOK FRESH!!"He screams in anger. "FUCK!"
[End of Flashback]
"So, instead of using ANY other clothes in your wardrobe, you decide to just go comando?" This time is Sasuke who asks.
"Man, why are ya'll caring so much? I'm an skeleton, It's not like I'm flashing my dick to everyone! BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE ANYMORE!!" He falls on his knee while screaming and starting to cry, but no tears come out, because he's an skeleton.
Everyone just stare in an uncomfortable silence, suddenly TheThotSlayer stands up instantly like nothing happened. "So! Today's topic! Comedy." He says in now a deep and serious tone, Guts knowing how TheThotSlayer works just let's him do whatever he wants, he lays his Dragon Slayer back to where it was and sits on the desk, drinking a cup of coffee.
"I'm gonna think you all know what comedy is because none of you are fucking idiots!"
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Comedy, despite being one of the most used things in story, specially in fanfiction, it's really fucking hard to be funny, well, unless you're a Wattpad user, then you are mentally retarded and laugh at every Jojo reference or overused meme there is, even with those autistic comedy, since there's a lot of autistics Main Characters in Wattpad.
I'm gonna be honest with ya'll, Jojo references fucking suck, they have been so damn overused it stopped being funny.
Well, everything made by a generic Wattpad author is not funny.
OH LET ME BREAK THE 4TH WALL, HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA!
NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT ONLY WORKS WHEN A CHARACTER IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONLY FUNNY, BUT MOST OF THESE FICS ARE SERIOUS, NOT SOME WALKING JOKE LIKE DEADPOOL.
SO YEAH, YOUR FUCKING OC BREAKING THE 4TH WALL IS NOT FUNNY, IT JUST RUIN THE INMERSION!
It's like they're trying to be funny, but the only thing they're doing is repeating the same jokes others did, like a fucking hivemind.
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"Anyone have any idea why is that?" TheThotSlayer asks, Itadori lifts his hand. "Finger eater!"
"Because they lack originality?"
"Correct!" The Skeleton exclaims and places a pipebomb in Itadori's desk, who grabs it with amazement.
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THEY LACK THE MOST CRUCIAL THING IN WRITTING A FANFIC, ORIGINALITY! OH BUT THEY REALLY PUT THE EFFORT IN MAKING THEIR OVERPOWERED CHARACTER OR THEIR BORING ASS LORE!
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! IT OVERUSING A MEME IS NOT FUNNY, IS ANNOYING, BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME THEY JUST RUIN THE INMERSION.
OH LET'S PUT A JOJO REFERENCE HERE! IT WILL BE SO FUNNY!
No, it's not.
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"Well! Goodbye everyone!" TheThotSlayer says as he leaves the classroom. "Oh hey Zero what are you doing here? Wait what the FU-" He suddenly goes silent.
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The traitor sat there, taking a breather.
For tomorrow he will assault a combine soldier production plan, once he destroy the controling machine, all the combine in there will gain their faculties, being themselves again.
He always thinks, "How was life before the combine arrived? What if they comeback IF they manage to retake earth?"
He can only pray they never come back.
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TTS out!
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