We can see TheThotSlayer sitting on his couch watching an action movie a cigar in his mout. "Damn, these fights are cool as hell!" He then looks at the readers. "Sadly, most Wattpad authors don't know how to make a fight scene, they only know how to do lemons."
Fighting sceneS in Wattpad tend to be:
Either a single hit bullshit because the MC is overpowered.
Badly narrated, doesn't even feel like an actual fight.
Or doesn't have good fight scenes because the MC is a pussy that can't even throw a punch for his life.
I've been studying, learning how to make good fight scenes, fights can be categorized in 3 ways.
One vs One
One vs Many
Many vs Many
I'll explain each three in the best way a dude from Spain that can barely speak Spanish can.
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ONE VS ONE
As it says, when one dude fights another dude, one on one, no bullshits getting in the way, normally the fighters are equals, but sometimes one is stronger than the other.
In Wattap, normally the stronges is the MC, because most authors and readers are scared that their "perfect" MC losses on something.
These fights are the best one to narrate, since the author only has to give his atention to 2 characters.
But of course since we're in Wattpad, these authors can still fuck it up.
They just narrate punch, kick and dodge, in a way that's just boring.
Generik vilain des a kik but he OP MC ducks and doges it.
Just like that, yes, I may have overexaggerated in bad writing, but I don't give a fuck.
They end up just being boring as hell, not even worth reading, so you just skip it, sometimes because you'll know the MC will win anyways.
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Here I will make a demostration in how I would make a one vs one, but first:
They have no powers.
They are equals.
Just a common brawl.
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1 quickly runs towards 2, the first jump and tries to kick 2 in the head, but the second tilts to the right, making 1 kick the wall instead and 2 taking the advantage grabs the leg and tried to smash his elbow on his rival knee.
1 anticipated that and using his right leg he connects a kick in 2's head, making him stumble back, 2 quickly recovers and does a right jab, one uses his right hand to move the punch out of neck way and counters with a liver shot.
Gritting his teeth 2 backs away while holding his side in pain, calming down two takes a deep sigh and rushes towards 1 again.
2 does a left jab, 1 lifts his arms to block it, but suddenly 2 pulls his fist away and uses his right to deliver a uppercut, staggering the first back, taking this brief moment two sweeps 1's legs making him fall, finishing 1 off with a punch in the head, knocking him out.
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