Sometimes rants, sometimes wacky ass shenanigans I come up while on the shitter, expect bad jokes, dark humor, lots of swearing and an angry synth.
Also anime girls in SFM.
Also also, no, this ain't a self insert harem or some bullshit like that, I...
We can see TheThotSlayer sitting on his couch, drinking tea peacefully, he looks at the readers with a friendly smile.
"Oh hello! So, I've been thinking of the things I said and been doing lately..." His skull forms a sad face. "I'm sorry for what I said."
"Harems are great! Abused and neglected are a interesting way of making a character, dark characters for the sake of being edgy are also good!"
"NTR is good! And Toad Skywalker makes good stories!"
"I'm sorry for being aggressive, I'll never do it again."
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"Did you get all of that?" TheThotSlayer asks to Hu Tao who was holding a camera, she gives him a thumbs up. "Good! BECAUSE I'M NOT DOING THIS SHIT EVER AGAIN!!!!!" He screams as his voice becomes deeper and intimidating, he grabs his couch and throws it out the window, landing on top of an old lady. "HAREMS ARE BULLSHIT, NTR IS FOR SAD CUCKS WHO HAVE SHAMEFULL KINKS, AND TOAD SKYWALKER IS A FUCKING IDIOT WHO SHOULD NEVER TOUCH WATTPAD AGAIN! YOU KNOW WHY I DID THAT?! EH?!"
BECAUSE OF ONE OF THE WORST THINGS AN AUTHOR CAN DO IN WATTPAD.
BREAKING CHARACTERS.
FOR THOSE AUTHORS... LEAVE THIS GODDAMN PLACE, BECAUSE NONE OF YOU SHOULD Ę̸̫̬̱͙͛͜V̶̢̡̩̱̥̯̻͑͝E̷̡̢̖͈̰̭̤̦̼̓͐̌Ŗ̸̧͎̰́̃̾̽̕͠ DESERVE TO WRITE SOMETHING IN YOUR FUCKING PITYFULL LIFES!
DO YOU THINK COMPLETELY CHANGING A CHARACTER ENTIRE PERSONALITY IS A GOOD IDEA?! MAKING THEM SOME ASSHOLES OR SEX LOVING SHITHEADS? WELL UNDERSTAND THIS, ONE THING IS MAKING A CHARACTER, AND ANOTHER THING IS USING A CHARACTER WITH AN ALREADY MADE PERSONALITY AND THROWING THAT OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW!
Abused and neglected, the place were you will see authors breaking characters like glass.
A knock on the door is heard, Asuna Ichinose opens it while looking at TheThotSlayer scared, revealing to be Weiss. "What's all that noice?! Why is a couch on top of an old la-" She stops talking when she sees TheThotSlayer throwing an entire chainsaw at his TV. "ABUSED AND NEGLECTED ASSHOLES WHO CAN'T EVEN WRITE A CHARACTER WELL!!!" He screams as he pulls out an entire base of powdered milk, he sniffs all of it in one go, he throws the base at the door, missing Weiss's head by mere centimeters.
"A̶̪͇͒ͅĄ̶̗̞̞̂̒̄̀̊̕Ȧ̷̮̮͔̩̻̙͘Å̶͉̩̩̔͊̓̓͌̔͘̕A̵̘̔Ā̶͎̪̜͍̞̺̟̔͌͐͒͊̈́̄̚Ḁ̷͈̼͕̜̺̀̍̆̅́Ȁ̸̤̲̦̌̽͛͒̚Ã̵͕̗͍͇̯͕̈́̇͒̕͠Ã̴̢͉̞̽̋̄A̵̤̘͓̤͂Ả̵̢̰͉̠̠͇̫̔͌̊̏̄̔A̸̹̩̥̝͇͇̟̋̿̽͂͘Ȧ̷̼̘͙̤̥̥̪̬͐͜Ą̸̪̬͓̟̹͓̇̋̔͘" He screams, Weiss slowly exits the house while closing the door.
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A lot of people were outside TheThotSlayer's house, Asuna and Hu Tao are also outside, Issei decides to speak. "What the hell is happened?" Hu Tao is the one to explain. "We were supposed to make a fun scene, but Slayer readed an Union Academy fic and well..." Suddenly the inside of the house explodes. "...What the fuck?" Bakugo could only say.
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OH LET'S MAKE PEOPLE LIKE NARUTO SOME ASSHOLE WHO BEATS SOMEONE UP INTO A BLOODY PULP! OR BETTER YET, MAKE RUBY SOME ANNOYING BITCH THAT SHIFTS THE BLAME TO THE MC FOR NO FUCKING REASON!
LET'S MAKE IZUKU INTO SOME EDGY "BADASS" THAT FUCKS EVERY GIRL!
THEY COULD MADE AN INTERESTING STORY, BUT NOOOO LET'S JUST MAKE THE SAME SHIT AND BREAK WELL MADE CHARACTERS LIKE MY FUCKING BODY EVERYTIME A RANT ENDS!
IT'S NOT HARD TO WRITE A CHARACTER, THE ONLY THING YOU NEED IS TO FOLLOW THEIR PERSONALITIES, LIKES AND DISLIKES.
I would understand if it's like an alternate timeline were for example: Naruto parent's were still alive and he had a luxury life, or he were adopted by an asshole like that dude with multiple sharingans in his arm that I don't care about his name Naruto Shippuden fucking sucks ass, the only good thing of it being Shikamaru, Rock Lee and Guy himself.
BUT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS USE THE SAME FUCKING STORYLINE, NO CHANGES, AND DECIDE TO MAKE THEM ASSHOLES WHEN IF WE'RE USING THE SAME STORYLINE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO BE ASSHOLES.
BUT THEY DO IT ANYWAYS, I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA LOOSE IT WITH THIS FUCKING SITE AND THEIR STUPID, CRINGY, EDGY AND BRAINDEAD AUTHORS!!
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TheThotSlayer wakes up, he notices his entire house is destroyed and his clothes completely destroyed. "What just happened, can't remember shit... But somehow I feel like I let out a lot of stress... Eh I probably caused much damage." Half of fucking fiction city is in ruins. "Probably." Suddenly a piece of debris falls on him breaking his body like a lego. "OH COME O-"
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(So yeah, I might have gone a little agressive this time, between SFM fucking my brains out and Wattpad being a buggy mess... Because I can't use Wattpad in my phone for some fucking reason, stories won't update, can't save shit and honestly, I had a streak of bad games... So this was more like me releasing some anger.)
(Anyway, work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! TTS out!)
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