Sometimes rants, sometimes wacky ass shenanigans I come up while on the shitter, expect bad jokes, dark humor, lots of swearing and an angry synth.
Also anime girls in SFM.
Also also, no, this ain't a self insert harem or some bullshit like that, I...
The entire hallway turned red, the intruder quickly running up the stairs, a soldier tries to shoot him, but the intruder quickly blew his knees off with two well placed revolver shots, the solider falls on the stairs, breaking his kneck in the process.
Reaching a balcony he spots 3 soldiers, one was near him, the other two were outside of his reach, he quickly grabs the solider that was near him, the other two tried to shoot the intruder, but he threw the soldier in his hold towards the bullets, once the body falls to the ground the intruder instantly shoots the two rifles out of the soldiers hands, closing the distance he grabs the left one with his left hand, with his right he shoots the other soldier right between the eyes.
The soldier being strangled stabbed the intruder's arm that was holding him, but he didn't reacted to it.
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This intruder is 2951, or known as TheThotSlayer. He's currently storming into a military base owned by some generic military MC.
Breaking the soldier's neck he drops the body and touches with two fingers to were his ears should be. "Omega, need help with the servers!" He exclaims while opening the cylinder, letting the casings fall to the ground, he then puts away his hand and reloads.
Omega: "It should be right through that door." Omegahunter34e or as his readers of friends call him, Omega was in the laboratory underneath his home, he was watching the cameras, looking ath the heavily armored door, Seumadrugs or known by his friends Seum was behind him.
"Slayer gotta hurry, the MC is approaching the zone!" Seumadrugs was quick to notice the special icon that was approaching rapidly, this makes the skeleton groan annoyed.
2951 quickly places 5 sticky bombs on the door and blows them up, the door falls of and lands on the ground. Quickly entering he connects an hard drive to the PC and grabs a folder called 'Locations'.
Omega: "Slayer, you should hurry up!" He says as he looks the icon quickly closing the distance to the skull icon.
"I WOULD FUCKING LOVE TO! BUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS MORE PORN THAN A FUCKING REDDITOR HOLY SHIT! Sometimes I wish I could bypass plot armor like you guys." Once the copy reaches 100% 2951 quicky yanks teh hard drive out and pulls out his toolgun, spawning 1 dynamite that sticks to the wall, he touches the small screen a few times and shoots the dynatime, a blue ray hitting it, he presses the trigger again, the dynamite blows up a massive hole that destroys the PC, jumping throught it he notices a shitton of soldiers pointing their weapons towards him. "OMEGA I WOULD LOVE A PORTAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!" He screams, the toolgun portals works like Portal, so they can't be created on the air.
Suddenly digital particles appears below him, the skeleton goes into them, he then falls face first on Omega's floor, the particles dissappear, rolling over he lifts the hard drive and takes off the mask. "HELL YEAH!" His voice instead of being deep and rough was now his high pitched goofy one. Seum and Omega also celebrate with him, the background music turning into a ligher and upbeat tone instead of the intesene from before.
