Sometimes rants, sometimes wacky ass shenanigans I come up while on the shitter, expect bad jokes, dark humor, lots of swearing and an angry synth.
Also anime girls in SFM.
Also also, no, this ain't a self insert harem or some bullshit like that, I...
2951. The man who left behind his name, his humanity, for the Combine, a total monster, a traitor of humanity.
Before the Combine, he was an HECU, sent to Black Mesa to silence everyone there, even when the unexpected invasion of XEN he stood his ground, killed everyone in his sight with a mastery over weaponry never seen in the military, he continued the mission even when his brothers in arms fell, even when the survivors scaped he continued.
He barely scaped Black Mesa before the Nuke went off, then the Combine arrived, he joined them just to finish his mission, hunt down Gordon Freeman. He was good at his job.
Too good.
The Combine butchered him, took his mind away, his freedom, and turned him into the thing he hated the most.
A flawed soldier, many think a perfect soldier is one that only follow orders, that don't think for themselves, they're wrong. Thanks to the rebellion he regained his free will, he joined them to take revenge against the Combine.
Singlehandedly destriyed a Combine Soldier production factory, rallying an entire army of synths like him to fight against the Combine. He even fought alongside Barney Calhoun, Alyx Vance and even with the person he wanted dead, Gordon Freeman.
His last moment of life was defending a group of rebels flee City-17 after the Citadel started to colapse.
But it was not his end, before his last moments he saw a man wearing a suit, the next he's on another place, it looked like his earth before the Combine, but this earth had superpowered people in it.
Not only that, but he became an skeleton, he left behind his old life to enjoy his second chance, in a way he wouldn't regret. Naming himself a goofy name.
TheThotSlayer.
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He commited sins no man should have ever commited, killed innocents, his soul corrupted, his mind scarred he still walked foward. He's still a monster, but not for the Combine.
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"Yo Drake, were's the pizz-" He says, but stops when he sees his friend all wounded, lying on the ground in a familiar pose, Shenhe looking down at him angrily. "Uhh... What ha-" He tried to talk. "Not a word." Shenhe says while crossing her arms.
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