Sometimes rants, sometimes wacky ass shenanigans I come up while on the shitter, expect bad jokes, dark humor, lots of swearing and an angry synth.
Also anime girls in SFM.
Also also, no, this ain't a self insert harem or some bullshit like that, I...
Hu Tao peeks over the couch, finding that TheThotSlayer reading something. "What are you reading?" She asks. "Oh, a new fic, people said it was good and I had to comfirm that with my non-existent eyes."
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Name: Son Julius Caesar Uzumaki Pendragon Uchiha Senju
Race: Everything you can imagine.
Father: Fucking dead.
Mother: Also fucking dead.
Little sister: Elise Caesar Uzumaki Pendragon Uchiha Senju
Likes: His friends, his harem, sex, and everything the author likes because is a self insert fuck you.
Dislike: Perverts, Issei, Mineta, Bullies and everything the author likes because is a self insert fuck you again.
Hates: Issei
Personality: Friendly, caring and joking (To friends) Brutal, merciless psychotic, literally should be in a max security prison (To enemies) Flirty, sexual and overprotective (To harem)
Powers: Screw you he has every power in existence even Ergon because I treathened TheThotSlayer with throwing away his toes that I stole!
Apperance before super hyper mega traumatic event:
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Appearance after super hyper mega traumatic event and armor:
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Weapons: More than TheThotSlayer, Gilgamesh and Dante together. And every single one can oneshot gods. Yes, they have super cool names like "Soul Destroyer" and "Steal yo girl".
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"Harem: every single female in existence.... Uh... S-Slayer?" She asks nervously as his hand holding the phone was shacking.
"This.... Motherfucker.... Screw this." He suddenly get's up and walks to the exit. "I'm hanging out with Naruto and the boys." He says and exits the house, not before slaming his door shut.
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Bios, the best way to ruin a person inmersion, why would you do that and spoil everything in the story? doesn't really make any sense, you can do it later or not reveal everything right away!
BUT NO!!! LET'S JUST SPOIL EVERYTHING, USING FUCKING BAD GRAMMAR, BAD PLOT AND JUST DOING EVERYTHING ON THE GO.
LET'S GIVE THE MC AN ABSURD AMMOUNT OF OVERPOWERED WEAPONS, STUPID POWERS AND MAKE HIM THE SON OF GOD BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT INTERESTING CHARACTERS, WE WANT THE SAME FUCKING BULLSHIT AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Bios are a bad idea, just keep it to yourself to guide yourself, don't post it and ruin the experience for your readers.
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Right know Hu Tao was watching TV. "Uhhh, Asuna-Chan..." She says with a nervous tone in her voice. "Yes?" Asuna asks walking towards the girl, who points at the TV.
"Multiple males on a truck have raided Valve HQ and stole the valve in the offices! They also ran over mutiple people, luckily none of them died! The police is currently in a chase to stop them!" The reporter says, a camera chopper is seen filming everything, TheThotSlayer was driving while Master Chief, Doom Slayer, Guts and the mercenaries from TF2 were in in the back of the truck, shooting the police cars while the PayDay gang's van was also helping in shooting the police.
"A-Asuna?!" She could only say scared at the sweet smile of the maid, but the aura around her being scary.
"HAHAHAHA! SUCK IT UP ASUNA YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!" TheThotSlayer screams while looking at the chopper camera, he flips it off as he almost runs over Izuku.
"... I'll prepare him some tea." She says as she walks towards the kitchen, Hu Tao tilts her head confused. "Why?"
"He hates when I do that!"
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Finally a rant where I don't get my body destroy- *Suddenly falls appart like a lego.* GO FUCK YOURSELF ME!!!
(This shit was just a quick rant before I go to my aunt's place to celebrate my birthday that was 12 days ago! If you want a better Rant go to Seumadrugs's rant book or omegahunter34e's)
(TTS out!)
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