Sometimes rants, sometimes wacky ass shenanigans I come up while on the shitter, expect bad jokes, dark humor, lots of swearing and an angry synth.
Also anime girls in SFM.
Also also, no, this ain't a self insert harem or some bullshit like that, I...
Currently TheThotSlayer was in his house chilling with Issei, Naruto, Izuku and Jaune, the skeleton and the ninja were sitting on the couch, the shy nerd and the pervert dragon were on the kitchen and the man who every woman in his universe wants is sitting on the ground playing some videogames in TTS PlayStation 5 (That I don't have irl!)
Issei decides to ask a question. "Slayer, I gotta ask, since you're from another reality? Universe? Whatever it is, what was life there?" TheThotSlayer looks at the boy and sighs.
[One Half Life lore explanation later....]
Everyone was in silence, mostly horrified of what they just listened. "What the fuck?!" Issei exclaims. "It is what it is." TheThotSlayer says with a shrug.
This time is Jaune who talks. "At least it isn't as bad as Guts-Sensei." All of them could only nod in agreement.
Suddenly the entrance door is kicked open, TheThoTSlayer instantly pulls out a Desert Eagle and shoots besides the intruder head, Naruto was already besides them with a kunai, Issei quickly summons his gauntlet, Izuku and Jaune being the last to become alert. "Who in the bloody hell are you and WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!" TheThotSlayer exclaims.
The intruder in question?
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"Oh not you again!" TheThotSlayer groans. "What the fuck you want?" The generic MC chuckles while pulling out a weird ass laser gun, he quickly points it at the group and shoots, a blinding light makes everyone cover their eyes, or sockets in case of TheThotSlayer.
"The hell did you do?!" He asks, he hears a feminine groan besides him, he looks down and sees Jaune, but something's wrong about him, he's... a girl?! "What the fuck?!" He exclaims shocked noticing everyone but the generic MC is a girl.
"Hehehe... HAHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOLS! NOW THAT YOU ARE GIRLS YOU ALL WILL BECOME PART OF MY HA-" He suddenly goes silent after TheThotSlayer throws him something.
"TACTICAL CRAB GO!"
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The crab lands in the generic MC face, grabing his nose the male could only scream. "What the fuck did you expect? That we would become some stupid-ass dickloving females?! Well get this right, we ain't gay! And besides, I'm a fucking skeleton, did you think I would get boobs or some shit? I literally have no flesh nor organs!" He then touches his forehead with his hand. "Of course you wouldn't understand, you're just some parentless and generic Main Character with zero personality..."
"How?! HOW CAN YOU ALL STILL HAVE YOUR MEMORIES INTACT?!" The Generic MC asks in anger after pulling the crab out of his face. "You should not have bought from some shady website man." Issei is the one who responds while standing up, TheThotSlayer is the next to talk. "Well, time to get you the fuck outa my home!" He exclaims as he pulls out the Warp Cannon, he charges it, Jaune tries to stop him. "Slayer wait! If you sho-" But it was too late, the energy beam hits the Generic MC, sending him flying and destroying the laser gun.
"Another job well done aye lads?" He says while resting the cannon in his shoulder, but a punch from Issei makes his skull fall on the ground. "YOU IDIOT! YOU DESTROYED THE LASER GUN! NOW HOW DO WE GO BACK TO NORMAL??!!"
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"At least we are the only ones that got it right?" Izuku asks still in shock, suddenly Hu Tao enters the house. "Slayer! Every male in Fiction city is a fe- Oh no."
"Well..." TheThotSlayer says. "...Shit."
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Genderbending... ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO RUIN AN STORY.
Basically, is when a character gener, usually male is changed into the opposite, nothing should change but the gender right?
YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG FUCKBOY! BECAUSE THEY CHANGE EVEN THE FUCKING PERSONALITIES, ALL IN ORDER TO MATCH THE MC'S INTERESTS! BECAUSE WHY MAKE SOMETHING INTERESTING WHEN YOU CAN JUST MAKE THE CHARACTER AGREE WITH THE MC AND SOMETIMES BECOME PART OF THE FUCING HAREM?
Not all genderbends are bad, you could make something interesting... BUT NOT WHEN YOU MAKE EVERY MALE CHARACTER A FEMALE!!!
THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ONLY DO FEMALES BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT MALES THAT COULD STEAL THE HAREM! EVEN TOUGHT IS THE AUTHOR WHO DIRECTS EVERYTHING IN THE STORY.
BECAUSE WHO NEEDS BROS WHEN YOU CAN GET PLAIN AND FUCKING BORING CHARACTERS?!
Because in every single FUCKING one of these fics, those genderbended characters falls in love instantly with the MC. Why?
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You could genderbend a character for impact, because let's admit it, if the character suffering is female, every reader in Wattpad becomes an instant simp, because they are just a fucking hivemind that don't know what an interesting character is.
But when they do something impactfull, is just something dark for the sake of being edgy, and because they lack imagination. That or they have something wrong in their head.
I once saw a comment saying something about Dark Wolf Shiro and how their stories are super dark, I'm gonna best honest, dark stories in Wattpad or any other fanfiction book are fucking trash.
I'm not gonna go into detail because this is a genderbending rant, but fanfic authors can't make something dark and interesting, just plain edgy dark.
Anyways, there's nothing wrong with genderbends as long as you know how to make a fucking character.
TTS out!
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