Sometimes rants, sometimes wacky ass shenanigans I come up while on the shitter, expect bad jokes, dark humor, lots of swearing and an angry synth.
Also anime girls in SFM.
Also also, no, this ain't a self insert harem or some bullshit like that, I...
We can see an skeleton with a suit sit on the chair and let out a sigh. "Man, what a tiring day.... Hmm?" He notices an application on the bottom right corner of his PC, Blue Archive. "Hmm, now that I notice, let's see how the Blue Archive stories are holdin' up."
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"HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!" The skeleton says, suddenly growing eyes by the sheer shock. "Yo, Slayer what's all that screaming about?" Omega says entering the room and seeing the screen. "HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!!" He says horrified by the disturbingly good narration of the mc having intercouse with Hoshino. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" TheThotSlayer and Omega scream as both of them pull out rocket launchers and shoot at the computer pointblank.
Seumadrugs was calmly exiting the building, preparing himself for another day of 'totally not being a crimelord' when suddenly the window on top of him blows up, the doctor and the skeleton flying out, Omega falling besides Seum and TheThotSlayer falling on a trash container, in there we can hear a cat's scream and the skeleton scream like muscleman, the container shaking and bending everywhere, after a while the Skeleton comes out of there with his bone cracked. "Who the fuck gave a cat steroids?!" He says and let's his face hit the ground.
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"What's is this supposed to teach us?" Megumi says with a brow twitching in irritation. "That internet fucking sucks, and that a lot of famous youtubers are being accused as pedophiles for some reason..."
"You must be joking right?" Weiss asks concerned. "Nono, he's right!" Issei respond. "It happened yesterday!"
[Flashback]
Rias was on her phone, scrolling down twitter when she found something interesting. "Penguinz0 is being accused of pedophilia." She says and Issei with a worried and tired look took out the page of the calendar, it saying it's January 1984.
[Flashback end.]
"Anyways, here's today ra- Ahem! Lesson!" The skeleton smiles while Gojo takes out a bag filled with popcorn. "Minors in Wattpad." He drops his smile, Izuku sighs and pulls out a notepad, crossing the 'child porn' on it, the notepad says 'Wattpad shenanigans'.
"EW!!!" Momo exclaims disgusted. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Mineta screams disgusted and angry.
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Ok, time to throw jokes out of the fucking window. I'm going to tell a little thing about me, I was a Blue Archive player, found the game funny, you know what I didn't found funny? It's fucking community, all I've seen from Blue Archive community is them thirsting OVER FUCKING CHILDREN.
I knew Blue Archive would have those kinds of people, BUT I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT TO BE THIS FUCKING MANY!
I hate a lot of things, NTR being one of those, but the thing that I hate the FUCKING MOST, it's lolicons. THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN PEOPLE SEXUALIZING CHARACTERS THAT LOOK LIKE CHILDREN.
I DON'T GIVE ONE SINGULAR FUCK THAT THE CHARACTER IS 500 YEARS OLD, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF IT'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
A KID IS A KID JESUS CHRIST IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO COMPREHEND?!
YOU KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED OF BLUE ARCHIVE? WHOLESOME STUFF, FUNNY STUFF. NOT FUCKING HORNY BAIT, NOT HOSHINO IN A MICRO BIKINI.
I remember once on author that I forgot his name dude was a straight up pedophile, guess what, he made a Blue Archive book, but he also made a Fate Kaleid story.
First of all, that fucking anime is shit and disturbing, the character are literally minors and they're being sexualized, second of all, the son of a motherless bitch made it a +18 harem book. 18 FUCKING PLUS.
A CHARACTER MAY BE FICTIONAL, BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN RIGHT TO MAKE PORN OF IT, IT DOESN'T GIVE GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN FUCKING RIGHT.
WORST OF ALL, PEOPLE READ THAT, AND ARE FINE WITH IT, THERE ARE FUCKING STORIES WITH CHILDS HAVING SEX, AND WATTPAD DOESN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT.
I HATE PORN IN WATTPAD, BUT I CAN JUST IGNORE THAT SHIT, BUT TO HAVE A CHILD IN THAT?!
THAT'S NOT EVEN A GODDAMN KINK, LOLICON AND SHOTACON IS A GODDAMN MENTAL ILLNESS, CALLED P E D O P H I L I A.
Every day I spend here, it's a day where my fucking mood drops, I loose all the will to write something, to try to think, because when I try, I see someone make a High School DXD or RWBY book that will just be porn and will be abandoned have more views than all my stories combined.
"Is this what people really want to read? Why?" I ask myself this everytime, I look at my story and loose al motivation.
Trust me when I say, I try to motivate myself and write, I'm lying on my bed and think "Let's write, you can do it!" but then I remember how Wattpad is, how most of similar sites are, what's the fucking point, If I try to make something, normal it will just be overshadowed by someone making a shitty story with childs being used for +18 content. How can someone feel the motivation to write? Tell me, because I want to really know.
I guess what most people like me think, because trying to find anything good in this place, is almost impossible.
I searched for a Dragon Ball story, were someone add a character, balanced, not overpowered, not harem, not genderbends, the normal story, but the character in it, giving it a slight different color to the original story. Yeah, we all know how it went.
Same with Transformers, same with SCP.
I want to give up.
But I refuse to let my stories to the dust, so I keep trying. It may not be good for my mental health.
But I don't really give a fuck.
TTS out.
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