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*BANG!*
A gunshot is heard, multiple spec ops run through a hallway, stopping in front of a door, 3 of the 4 stack up on the sides of the door, the last one readies himself to kick the door down.
But suddenly an exact copy of Gut's sword goes through the door, splitting the soldier in half, the door then is kicked down, 2951 coming out of it and grabbing the heads of each soldier on his sides, slamming them on the ground, the third one aimed his gun to shoot him, but the skeleton slapped the gun away, pulling out a knife and stabbing him multiple times, 5 times in the chest, 3 on the neck and 2 on the head, after the last stab he pulls out the knife, using the mometum he throws it at one of the soldiers on the ground, nailing him right between the eyes.
The last one pulled his handgun out and shoot at 2951, but he used the corpse in his hand to block the bullets, he throws it at the man and pulls out a strange round object, the soldier pushes the body off him, but before he could do something 2951 jams his hand right into the man's chest, activating the device, an energy shield opens, splitting the man by the middle, the front part sliding off.
After finishing he walks down the hallway, pulling out the Toolgun just in time as another squad burst into the hallway, the skeleton spawns a concrete wall in front of him, blocking the bullets, storing the Toolgun he equips the gravity gun, grabbing the wall and sending it flying towards the squad, completely obliterating them.
despawning the prop he exits the hallway and sides stems into a pillar, taking cover from the big group of spec ops shooting at him.
He adjust his tie and equips two MG42's.
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"So? What's the plan?" Seum asks, in front of him there's TheThotSlayer and Omega, between them a table with the hologram of a building.
Omega responds. "BloodDragonVoid bunker has tight security, not even military bases are so protected, it's imposible even for people like Goku to enter this place and come unscated, and let's not forget the priority target. BloodDragonVoid himself." He explains and a hologram of the mentioned appears, his appereance could be described as "even more edgy than Shadow, Sasuke and Redo Of Healer MC toghether." He has black armor with a red cape, the helmet's eyesockets have red flames coming out from them.
"He has enough power to defeat almost everyone in Fiction-City, not to forget his plot armor." the Doctor looks at TheThotSlayer. "Slayer, I think we should plan this more, you can't do this alone."
"No." His voice changes, but this time it wasn't like that rough and menacing one, neither his goofy one, this one sounded exactly like a combine soldier."This son of a bitch is mine."
"Slayer, dude, you don't have any superpower, neither you can break through plot armor like us, this is suicide." Seum says, the skeleton sighs.
"That jacket was the first thing I got after I escaped the Combine, my first taste of true freedom, it might haven't be mine originally, but the memories are still there. And that asshole destroyed it, I'm making him pay for destroying my drip and memories." His friends look at eachother and sigh.
"Hope you know what you're doing man."Seum says andTheThotSlayer nods.
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TheThotSlayer's Shenanigans
HumorSometimes rants, sometimes wacky ass shenanigans I come up while on the shitter, expect bad jokes, dark humor, lots of swearing and an angry synth. Also anime girls in SFM. Also also, no, this ain't a self insert harem or some bullshit like that, I...
