Sometimes rants, sometimes wacky ass shenanigans I come up while on the shitter, expect bad jokes, dark humor, lots of swearing and an angry synth.
Also anime girls in SFM.
Also also, no, this ain't a self insert harem or some bullshit like that, I...
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In a bar we can see an skeleton sitting on one of the chairs, the skeleton is wearing a supreme Jacket, hands covered by black leather gloves, underneath a black T-shirt with the supreme logo on it, blue jeans and jays.
This person is called TheThotSlayer, why is he here? Simply to drown his stress, grabbing his glass he drinks it, but since he's an skeleton the drink goes through his neck and soakes his shirt, he smashes his head on the counter and starts sobbing, but since he's a skeleton tears don't come out.
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Why I'm acting like this? Easy.
Wattpad authors and THEIR FUCKING UNION ACADEMY STORIES!
How can someone mess an incredible idea of a crossover between different fictional characters?!
Easy, harems and "Male readers"
Harems are a fucking mistake, and this comes from a dude that makes harems stories!
Okay... Okay... *Sips tea*
So, we have Union Academy, were multiple individuals with special powers gather to become the heroes of the future!
What does an author first think after seing that? A B U S E D A N D N E G L E C T E D.
I don't understand why, WHY WOULD WRITTE SOMETHING LIKE THAT! INSTEAD OF HAVING AN AMAZING ADVENTURE WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER SLOWLY BECOMES STRONG THANKS TO THEIR TEACHERS AND FRIENDS, THEY DECIDE TO JUST THROW THE CHARACTERS PERSONALITIES THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW, SET THEM ON FIRE AND SMASH THEM WITH A POWER HAMMER FROM FUCKING WARHAMMER 40K.
Oh yeah! Let's make everyone an asshole to the MC except my waifu because in reality Male Readers are self insert were I can fuck my favourite characters because in the end these stories end up just being lemons!
And ya'll know what I fucking hate the most? They don't stop making the SAME FUCKING SHITTY THINK AGAIN AND AGAIN! "Oh! But this time the MC has Kratos powers!" SAME SHIT DIFFERENT OVERPOWERED CHARACTER!
Calm down TTS... You know what? No! Hey! @Seumadrugs Play DOOM Music! I'm going full tryhard on these bitches!
Let's see! Out of everything you could make! Out of limitless potential you motherfuckers decide to make the same fucking shit again and again! MC is abused and neglected even thought both things can be done at the same time! Becomes an infinite overpowered god that dick is the size of galaxies while still flacid, get's every girl, kills every male specially Issei and Mineta.
Well, let me tell you something, EVEN MINETA IS A BETTER CHARACTER THAN YOU GENERIC BITCHY EDGELORD.
Issei may be a pervert, but in the end he cares about his loved ones, and is a bro that would fight with you to the bitter end! This kind of friendship is something these idiotic authors will never make, because they're so goddamn horny they just want pussy, ass and tits.
Yeah, because even they don't respect the female characters personalities!
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD RUBY MOTHERFUCKING ROSE BEAT SOMEBODY INTO A BLOODY MESS!
These authors are making dark shit for the sake of being edgy. "But is cool!" No, IT'S FUCKING NOT.
Wanna know what's a cool character? Somebody that would support their friends, sticking by them even in the darkest days and hours. Helping them and grow along them as characters.
Somebody that doesn't need to be a goody 2 shoes, just a person you can rely on.
In short, a gym bro personality.
*Puts comically large cigarrete on mouth.* But of course, this is Wattpad, the land of shit, the land of the horny, and the land of the edgelords! Most authos couldn't make an interesting story even if I was pointing a gun at the back of their heads.
"Oh really? Then what Union Academy story would you make?"
A Shonen, but it's a massive crossover.
There, with that you have an actually really good story, not that hard aye?
Anyway, I'm leaving for now. Take care boys and girls!
TheThotSlayer says as he leaves the bar, the skull forming a smile.
