My Spider-Man Stories

MHA (AU): The Quipping Spider And The Quipping Hero

Chapter 1: The Quipping Spider and the Quipping Hero

Zuri Morales, a young and spirited hero-in-training and the brother of Miles Morales, swung through the bustling streets of Musutafu City, his Miles Morales 2099 Suit gleaming in the sunlight.

With each web-slinging leap, he felt the thrill of being a hero course through his veins. Zuri had always been a fan of Spider-Man, and now, with his own quipping abilities, he felt like he was living in a dream.

As fate would have it, Zuri found himself teaming up with his best friend and classmate Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku.

Izuku was a fellow hero-in-training, with the legendary quirk One For All, given to him by his teacher and all-time favorite hero: The Symbol of Peace himself, All Might. He was given a new nickname "The Quipping Hero" after Zuri and a few civilians heard him quip during a battle with some robbers. Together, they formed an unstoppable duo, using their quick wit and agility to take down villains with ease. Today was Sunday, and they were facing off against a particularly formidable foe, known as the Rage Master.

The villain, a towering figure with bulging muscles and a menacing scowl, roared in anger as Zuri and Izuku landed in front of him. "You think you can stop me, little heroes? I'll crush you like bugs!" he bellowed, his voice dripping with malice.

Zuri couldn't help but smirk under his mask. "Well, Mr. Rage Master, I hate to break it to you, but we're not just any bugs. We're the quipping bugs, here to make your day a little more entertaining!"

Izuku joined in, his voice filled with playful sarcasm. "That's right! We're like a comedy duo, except instead of telling jokes, we punch bad guys in the face!"

Zuri's girlfriend, Momo Yaoyorozu, and Izuku's girlfriend, Ochaco Uraraka, two of their classmates and also heroes-in-training, watched the scene unfold from a safe distance. They couldn't help but burst into laughter at their partners' banter. Momo wiped away tears of mirth as she exclaimed, "I never thought I'd see the day when my boyfriend became a stand-up hero!"

Ochaco nodded, her giggles echoing through the air. "Deku's always been a bit of a goofball, but this takes it to a whole new level!"

The Rage Master, growing increasingly frustrated by their mockery, charged at them with a thunderous roar. "DIE INSECTS!" He shouted. But Zuri and Izuku were ready. With a synchronized fire punch and Detroit Smash, they sent the villain flying backward, crashing into a nearby building.

Zuri turned to Momo and Ochaco, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Ladies, care to join in on the fun?"

Momo and Ochaco exchanged a knowing glance before stepping forward, their own quips at the ready. Momo smirked, her voice dripping with sass. "Oh, Rage Master, you really need to work on your anger management. Maybe take up yoga or something?"

Ochaco chimed in with her own smirk, her laughter contagious. "Yeah, and while you're at it, maybe invest in some anger management classes. I hear they're all the rage!"

The villain seethed with rage, his face turning an alarming shade of red and steam shot out of his ears and he clenched his fists tightly. He lunged at them once again. "I'M GONNA GRIND YOU KIDS INTO CHEESE!!!!" He roared. But the two couples got into position, and this time, all four of them charged at the villain and struck him simultaneously while smirking. "Lights out!" They shouted in unison and their fists connected with the villain's body, sending shockwaves of pain through his being. The two couples landed in badass poses.

As the defeated villain lay on the ground, groaning in agony, Zuri and Izuku exchanged a triumphant high-five. "Another victory for the quipping heroes!" they exclaimed, their voices filled with satisfaction.

Momo and Ochaco joined in the celebration, their laughter echoing through the streets. Together, they left the defeated villain for the police to handle and continued patrolling, knowing that they had made the world a little safer and a lot more entertaining.

Little did they know, this was just the beginning of their quipping adventures. Musutafu City would soon learn that when the Quipping Spider and the Quipping Hero were around, there was never a dull moment.