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India Gets Revenge

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"Wales, what exactly am I looking at here?" India asked as she looked down at the food that had been placed in front of her.

"It's supposed to be curry," The Celtic Nation said with a slight, pained grin as if they knew exactly what would happen.

"It looks like someone vomited on my plate," India said, poking it with her fork.

"Don't worry. That's what all his food looks like. It's best just to pretend like you're eating it and then go out to eat after we leave. That's what I always do," Wales said as he leaped onto the back of the chair beside her.

"I don't trust his restaurants," India said. She had been forced into some of them before, and the less said about those experiences, the better.

"Don't worry, I know some that are not owned by white people trying to claim curry was invented by Lloegr."

"The people who what?"

"I mean, if you could understand what he was saying, you'd see England is doing that right now," Wales said, his smile growing into something a bit more vicious, as if he was well aware of the wrath he was about to release onto his egotistical neighbor.

"He doesn't even use spices! What do you mean he and his people try to claim he invented curry?" India said as she tightened her grip on the fork. Why did she keep coming here? Surely, diplomacy wasn't worth this.

"Apparently, it's a traditional English dish," Wales said in a bored tone, "Cornwall has a sword if you need it, India."

"He's too pathetic to use a sword on. The fork will do." India said as she stood up.

"Well, you're another person to add to the 'stabbed England with a fork' list," Wales said, pulling out his phone. Although she was curious about who else was on that list, India resolved to ask Wales about it later and focus on stabbing England with the fork first.

"England!" India barked as she approached the shorter man, kneeing him in the balls and then stabbing him in the shoulder with the fork as he collapsed, "You and your people better stop claiming that curry is yours before I stab you with a real weapon next time."