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Countrycats

Crack AU writing inspired by NewLostIslands drawing various states as cats. Literally everything is the same as in canon, the personifications are just all cats now. Might write more later but idk, wanted to share this with y'all. Also countries with animal features (for the most, reasonable part) keep them, just so you don't get confused if they are mentioned.

America pulled Delaware closer, grooming the small cat's head as he squirmed in America's grip.

"Da..." he whined, "you're embarrassing me. I was going to go play with York and Jay!"

"You can play once you're clean," America said as Delaware pouted.

"I'm just going to get dirty again, Da!" Delaware pointed out. America just gave him a very pointed lick between the ears before stepping away.

"Fine, go play with them. I need to hunt down a certain fluffball anyways," America said, stalking off to hunt down their tiny brother. Delaware watches his father leave before he is suddenly barrelled over.

"Finally!" New York said from atop Delaware, paws pinning down the smaller cat. Delaware squirmed beneath his littermate as the bigger cat slowly crushed him, wings outstretched.

"You're real proud of yourself, aren't you?" Delaware asked. New York didn't answer; he just clambered off his brother.

"Let's go get Jay now!" he exclaimed.

"No, you aren't!" New Jersey explained, having overheard them, before running in the other direction. New York and Delaware exchanged looks before running after their older brother, quickly catching up and tacking him, rolling around in the dirt as the three littermates playfought with one another.

"Can you idiots keep your paws off each other for a day? You all act like a bunch of kittens!" their older sister, Maryland, asked, blinking over at them in annoyance, having clearly been woken from her nap.

"Sorry, Mary!" New Jersey called right before being batted across the face by Delaware's paw and immediately forgetting his apology as he headbutted his brother, not wanting to hit him with his tiny hooves.

And despite Maryland's annoyance, the three littermates tussled with each other like kittens for the rest of the afternoon.