✦[ 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 ]𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 . 𝐓𝐖𝐒𝐓

✦ Roses: 0 - 3

"-" talking
"-" thinking
- naration
"-" Marella speaking in the language of thr melusines(basically teyvat language)(is used for UM's)
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The Red Rose Tyrant - 12

Location:Mister S's Mystery Shop
Pov: No one

Deuce:"Hello, can I get some he- Whoa. This shop is wild. They have crystal skulls, grimoires, taxidermied... Uh, I don't even know what animal that is!"

Grim:"You think they really sell cream here?"

Sam:"Greetings, my stray imps, How fare you today?
Welcome to Mr. Sam's Mystery Shop. What among my humble selection interests you?"

"A charm from a secluded land? The mummified remains of an ancient king? A cursed tarot card?"

Grim: "Myah! I wasn't expectin' this kinda selection."

Deuce:"Um, we wanted to buy all the items on this list..."

Grim:"Ring up two cans of tuna while you're at it!"

Deuce:"No, Grim! We're not here for tuna!"

Sam:"What's this? Cream and eggs and... Quite the sacchariferous list!"(sacchariferous...😭😭)

"I'll get everything for you."

Deuce: "Whoa... He really does stock that stuff, huh?"

Sam:"Here you go. It's pretty heavy... Are you sure you can carry this?
Luckily for you, our 1/100th size flying saucers are 30% off today. Perfect for carrying groceries!"

Grim:"Ooh, lemme see! That sounds awesome!"

Deuce:"We're fine, thank you. Let's go, Grim."

Grim:"Myah! I didn't realize today was National No Fun Allowed Day!"

Sam:"Very well. Then until next time, my little imps. Do come again! Ciao!"(Ciao? Xiao?/j)

Deuce, Yuu and Grim quickly exited the shop.

Location: Main Street

Deuce:"That store was amazing."

Grim:"Yeah, and you're amazingly cheap."

Deuce:"Who are you calling cheap?!"

"Hmph. Yuu, looks like you got the bag with all the cans. That must be heavy.
Let me take that one. I've got a little trick for carrying heavy bags."(husband material)

Deuce quickly took 2 bags from Yuu.

Yuu:" You're quite the power shopper."

Deuce:"Yeah. My mom always used to stock up at sales, and the bags would get ridiculously heavy."

"I was the only man in the house, so I got to do all the heavy lifting, and- Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to monopolize the conversation."(husband material.)

Yuu:"Sounds like you took good care of your mom." Yuu smiled.

Deuce:"No, it wasn't like that at all. The truth is, I-
Owww!"

Deuce suddenly bumped into someone and smashed some of the eggs.(the pain i felt because i love eating eggs...)

Yuu:"?!"

Grim:"Myah! The eggs!"

Deuce:"T-the carton of eggs is totally smashed! And now the bag's dripping egg everywhere!"

Delinquent A: "Ouch! Why don't you watch where you're- Hey!
You're the jerks who broke the egg yolk on my carbonara!"(bro this guy and his egg in the carbonara.....)