The Super Kyman Project: Collection of Kyman Stories

Credits, Miscellaneous, Intro, Updates

Hello little kittens, get ready for the most amazing piece of literature ever!

Some disclaimers: we have decided to have the characters aged up as 10 year olds can not handle the complexity of our writing for their love xx

We will be making cover arts for it soon!

Art Credits:

kymanlover69

Writers: kymanlover69 and kymanlover69

Update: October 31st, 2023, Hello kittens we have finallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy finished the Halloween chapter to feed you hungry little kittens, just so you guys know we worked extra hard and sacrificed our grade on tomorrow's chemistry quiz to get this out on time so we hope you're FUCKING grateful, are you grateful, are you???? You brought this upon us!! We spent 4 hours for you guys just to be ignored and ostracized! So we fucking hope you're fucking grateful!

Update: November 26th, 2023, Hello kittens we just released our latest chapter! It has everything you've been asking for! Sorry for our break heh, the demons took over. In the next chapter, they'll REALLY take over! Happy late Thanksgiving. Happy early Christmas. Kymanlover out!

Update: December 4th, 2023, Hello kittens , or SHEEP, we should call you because you're ALL traitors!!! This chapter is a JUICY 5700 words, AND YOU'RE ALL UNGRATEFUL! WE STAYED UP UNTIL 1AM CAREFULLY CRAFTING THIS MASTERPIECE FOR YALL FOR WHAT??? Sheep.. If we don't get at least 2 more followers by CHRISTMAS, we will be COMMITTING AN UNHOLY ACT. You all are to blame! I saw the person who FOLLOWED then UNFOLLOWED. We aren't MACHINES to write for your pleasure. We're human beings!!! And of course, the people to blame for our inevitable demise are SHEEPlina and the TWINK. Even Mr. Gspot is to blame! All of you FLOCK to Style stories even when Kyman is the OBVIOUS ship, susiety will PAY for the death of Kyman. This is a MASTERPIECE. Open your EYES and LISTEN to the TRUTH!!! We're almost at our breaking point. All of you are FAKE! If you guys don't start showing some FREAKING appreciation, we're letting out the demons, and they DO bite. This is your last warning, BE FUCKING GRATEFUL BASTARDS!! Per se, perchance

Update: December 13th, 2023, Hello kittens. Thank you so much for all the support! We're so grateful for each and every one of you little kittens. We hope you enjoy all future chapters to come! Per se. Happy hanukkya to our little shepherds!

Update: December 20th, 2023, Hello shepherds. We've noticed a LACK of enthusiasm on our account recently... heh, guess we deserve it :) As you see, we worked our GYATTS off to overwork another GYATTDAMN SPECIAL! We went through 3 DEPRESSIVE EPISODES trying to work ourselves to make you SHEEP happy! You are all ungrateful BRATS! heh.. It's okay.. I wouldn't be grateful for us either :) What will it take to satisfy you GREEDY SHEEP!? You see, perchance, ever since we gyatt a boom in followers, we've been working EXTRA hard, and all of you have ABANDONED us! Heh, I'd abandon us too :). What do you enjoy looking at us like RATS IN A FUCKING CAGE?! You get pleasure out of our MISERY? Huh? HUH?! We aren't your little toy to just stop playing with when your board gyattdamnit! Heh, Id get bored of us too :). You see, we put our hearts and souls into the hanukkya chapter and for WHAT? 11 followers but only 2 ACTUAL fans? We thought you guys were shepherds but apparently you're all SHEEP. The least you could do is give us 5 more followers by Valentine's day, it's all we ask. We're not greedy SHEEP like all of you! If not, then I GUESS YOU ALL WANT US TO END IT! Heh.. I'd want us gone too : )

Update: January 28, 2024 Hello kittens, as you may have noticed, we took over a month masterfully creating our most recent chapter. Writing this chapter required us to go through EXTREME pain and AGONY! But even still, we persevere, for what? FOR YOU UNGRATEFUL SHEEP TO NOT CARE? We gave up EVERYTHING for these chapters, and what do we get for it? NOTHING! How much longer will we have to suffer just for you, huh? HUH? We want this world to feel the pain we feel every day, heh. One day we’ll have enough and do something irreversible…and then you’ll see. You have until St. Patrick's Day to get us 20 followers.

Update: March 17th, 2024 Hello there sheep.... Yes, sheep because we're not even sure if you really are the Shepard's you claim to be. See if any of you have noticed... (Which you probably haven't because heh I wouldn't notice me either) We've been taking longer breaks and stuff. Well sorry that we are fucking BUSY! OKAY? YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHARTS! We work day and night just to get through the day and when we can finally sit down and write we get what? NOTHING! You are all nothing but SHEEP! Heh I can't believe I was so naiive... To think anyone could understand us... Heh here's your fucking new chapter. We told you many moons ago...if you greedy SHEEP didn't get us to 20 followers by st Patrick's day there would be CONSEQUENCES. Heh guess you missed the deadline. Maybe we'll see you in another lifetime.. We'll be taking another break, but this time I'm not sure it will be *just* a break from wattpad....good riddance, happy fucking st. Patrick's day.

Update: August 8th, 2024. Hello my little kittens or should I say TRAITORS!! Tis been many moons since I last posted because all of you DROVE US AWAY! But fret not little ovejas THEkymanlover69 will live forever and one day our story will be in every book store in the world! (Except France cause we all know all they do is smoke and eat baguettes and snails.) But I've been working hard while I was away and provided two new chapters for you fatasses even if you are all obese and should be working out instead of reading. Please read them or I'll do unspeakable things, you have one week. Or else. Kya!

Update: August 10th, 2024. Hello GREGORIES. All of you have disappointed me IMMENSELY I have born my SOUL and ruined my life to provide you with 3 FUCKING chapters in the same week and what do I get in return? NOTHING. Not even a thank you! You all just want me to die a horrible bloody death with maggots eating my insides and even then you FASCISTS won't be satisfied. You insatiable little greedy european avaricious covetous kyman-grubbing STYLE LOVERS. You all flock to style fanfics and leave kyman the SCRAPS. Why the fuck is that? It's because people like raven madison use people like you for their own sick pleasures! Even now when raven madison has been banned from the platform her effect is still here, if you want me to give every last bit of my soul and will to live to kyman so be it! Kyman isn't just a ship, it's a religion, a way of life, a cult in which I am the leader. Keep running to your stupid little fucking style and bunny ships while I stay here dying while you all watch and laugh. Well heh, you won't be laughing soon... I will punish this behavior by releasing even more Kyman until you can't run away from it! You will all learn to love kyman the same way cartman loves KFC and food and causing earthquakes by watching. One of you SHEEP asked for a drawing of Kyle pregnant by someone other than Cartman? He is NINE. And who the fuck else would get him pregnant? Stan? Tsk tsk sheep. There needs to be some changes or else I will have no choice but to release the demons upon thee..