Entry #48: R$^^&*(#$

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You know how in books they'll write swears like "@#$%%@#!" to like keep the rating down or whatever. That is exactly how I swear in real life. Despite the prolific amount of swearing contained within these pages. There is only a handful of people in this world who have ever heard me swear. I mean my entire income is based in reputation and childern, I kinda have to keep it PG at All times. So when I "swear" because when you drop five cans of soup on your foot there isn't much else to say. Its like hissing, squeaking, buzzing, chirping kind of noises, and those who think about, aka that one co-worker. You can accurately guess which swears are being thought of. But there is really no better way to write down my swearing than "@#%^&%&!". And I for one find that information very entertaining.

Edit: A fucking moth. I sound like a fucking moth most of the time.

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