I hate clubs and gay bars. You'd think with my personality type, I'd love the vibes, dancing, partying. You'd think that i'd really enjoy those types of places. but I don't, not even a little bit. The noise level is just a smidgen to high. The song choices reflect that of its target demographic, which makes me feel incredibly old despite technically being a part of said demographic, and I currently really hate the majority of the "popular" songs for that grouping. The lights go from hazey to really fucking bright all the time. Lastly there is not a whole lot of dancing going on just bouncing, which is incredibly boring, and should you find someone willing to actually dance. They are most likely quite sticky or sweaty.
Do you wanna know what I do love. A hoedown. Fucking yehaw, country bitch, dance where people are actually involved in enjoying a good party. Not to be mistaken with a country dance where they've mostly come to drink, and dance only with those they brought with them. I've made up my own rule, if you go to a dance, where you actually need another person to dance. You have to dance with at least one stranger. Then of course the general rule, because it takes a lot of courage to ask someone to dance, always say yes when asked to dance. Exceptions apply, creepy, bad vibes, to tired, ect.. use your judgement.
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DiversosContent Warning: -Swearing - Suicidal tendencies - Complaining - lack of actual content This is not a story, if that's what your looking for then move along. If you've got advice, Great! You are free to comment it and I am free to ignore it.
