fourteen (south park fanfiction)

Mr. Donovan

"So...what's the big deal, Cartman?"

"Kenny, are you serious? There's a LOT of big deals, my mom's making me meet him!"

The two were talking at the bus stop as Kyle came around. "Meet who, fat ass?" Kyle asks, budding in as Cartman sighs, huffing.

"His mom is going out with Clyde's dad, and they're moving in together." Kenny chimed in.

"Clyde's dad isn't mean, Eric! He's nice! I've been to Clyde's house before on his birthday and his dad helped me open my soda."

Stan had just arrived to the bus stop, interrupting.

"Your mom's dating Clyde's dad? You have to live with Clyde? That's funny."

Kyle laughed. "Now we can ask Clyde how Cartman acts at home." he says. "Also, Cartman, why is Butters here? He gets on at the other stop."

Cartman rolls his eyes. "Lives with me now, he got kicked out for sneaking out and getting a faggy tongue piercing."

"Butters got a tongue piercing?" Stan asks shocked.

"Cartman." Kenny says. "We all got one so stop acting like it's faggy."

"Yeah, but when Butters gets one it's faggy." He says laughing.

...

"Mom? Mom! Where the hell are you?!" Cartman asks, as he gets home from school, walking inside with Butters.

"Eric, I'm gonna head to the bathroom and go shower and freshen up, gym class made me feel icky." Butters says as Cartman nods, saying, "Yeah, that's fine, whatever. Mom?!"

Cartman walks into the kitchen and see's his mom, Liane, wearing a form fitting dress, along with an apron, and her makeup not like usual, more elegant than casual this time, along with a pair of pearl earrings with a matching necklace, as she's making dinner on the stove.

"Mom? Why are you dressed nice?" Eric asks, as Liane smiles. "Oh, do I look good? Or is this bad looking? Too much?"

"No, you look pretty." Cartman says. "But why so fancy?"

She smiles. "Well, Roger, you know, Clyde's father, is coming over for dinner tonight with Clyde, so I decided to dress up a bit."

"They're coming HERE?!" Cartman asks. "Mom, this place is a shithole! We can't have people I know from school come over!"

"Why not?" Liane asks, curiously. "Your friends are always here."

Cartman groans as he fixes the tie on his mom's apron. "Okay, first of all, you need to learn how to tie an apron. Second of all, that's different, those are my friends!"

Liane smiles. "Well, maybe you can be Clyde's friend too! Can you please set the plates and napkins and silverware up on the table, Eric?"

Cartman groans and starts cleaning and setting up the table. "Mom, you also shouldn't dress or be extra just to impress a guy, if he's asking you to do that for him you should leave him because he should like you for who you are naturally."

Liane smiles. "Eric, I got ready because I wanted to. Now, dinner is almost ready, I heard Butters say he's going to shower so after him, you get in and shower and wear the outfit I picked out for you tonight."

"Outfit?" Cartman asks, confused. "I always wear my pajamas to dinner."

Liane frowns. "Yes, but tonight is special. Your outfit will be on my bed, and also part your hair nicely, I have gel in my bathroom."

Cartman sighs."Fine." He says, as he heads upstairs, and sees Butters walking down the hall, freshly showered with a towel wrapped around his waist.

"Butters, you have to help me!" Cartman whispers, as he grabs Butters.