fourteen (south park fanfiction)

Investigating

Stan was in no way perfect, that was for sure. He could name over a million things wrong with himself and that he needed to fix. He knew he wasn't one to judge, but something about Kyle had been feeling off since their breakup and recent broken friendship.

He knew something was up about Kyle, and decided he needed to investigate it for himself.

STAN'S POV:

Kyle being at Tolkien's party that night made no sense whatsoever. I know Kyle. I've known him since we were practically out the womb. Partying is not something he would want to participate in, especially as of right now since he's trying to keep a squeaky clean image to get into a good university.

Sure, I know Kyle and Tolkien are like, super great friends. I might be a bit jealous. But I still know that Kyle still wouldn't go to his party.

So what does this mean? That it's time for an investigation.

Maybe it's an episode of an undiagnosed disorder living inside of me, but I have the energy as of right now to investigate why Kyle was at Tolkien's party, so that's what I'm going to do as of right now.

First off, Kyle claimed that he was at the party to pick up Ike. While this sounds like a believable story, it isn't true. Kenny was at home during the party with his sister Karen and had previously told me the morning after the party that he decided to stay home because Kyle's brother, Ike, and his sister, Karen, were dating, and decided to hang out. Kenny decided to stay home just to check in on them since he didn't want anything to happen if two kids were left alone (You can imagine what he means).

So what now? We know Kyle lied, but that still doesn't make sense why he was at the party that night. I need to think of more hints.

So, Kyle didn't drink or do anything that night. When I asked around, others said they saw him just wandering around. So maybe he was looking for somebody?

It obviously wasn't me, because he was super angry at me when I tried talking to him and still stayed at the party.

Kyle also doesn't have any crushes or is dating anybody that I at least know of, so that kind of puts me at a dead end.

Cartman and Butters are decently close with Kyle and were also there though.

Has Butters annoyed Kyle? Not that I'm aware. Has Cartman? Not recently, they haven't really talked, but yes.

So, where was Cartman at the party? He did coke with me and Butters in the bathroom for a bit and we all hung around for a while.

Then that night, he sent nudes to the anonymous person, and the next morning his pictures got leaked at school.

Bingo.

I'm a true detective.

Cartman was also at that party and told me he mentioned telling the anonymous person he was going to Tolkien's party. The anonymous person was aware, and got nudes out of Cartman , knowing he was slightly high and drunk when he came out and took advantage of the situation to use it against him.

I felt sick to my stomach.

As much as Cartman can be a dick and deserve so much shit to happen, especially given how much and how badly he's treated Kyle, something just felt off about this whole situation.

Something also told me that Cartman already found out when I decided to text him this morning about it.

Stan: I found out who the Anonymous person was. It was Kyle. I have proof.

Cartman: K.

Cartman: Let's not talk about it.

Something tells me he already knows.