CARTMAN'S POV:
Revenge on Kyle starts now.
Butters was right. If I really hated being called a fat-ass by Kyle on the daily, I should make him know what it feels like. And what better way than making him deal with it first hand?
My first thing was trying to figure out a way to make Kyle gain weight. But I was already a few steps ahead.
You see, all it took was a small sleepover at Kyle's and a bit of sneaking around at 4:00 am while everybody else is asleep so I can start my plan.
I looked around to make sure everybody was asleep. Kyle and Stan were snoring. I poked at Butters and whispered to him.
"Butters, wake up."
He yawned, rubbing his eyes. "Morning already?"
"Not yet. But I'm starting my revenge on Kyle right now. Make sure nobody wakes up and if they do, stall them and I'll pretend I went to get a drink."
Butters yawned. "Uh, okay. But if we get caught I had no involvement whatsoever!"
I snuck downstairs to the kitchen to Kyle's little "medications" and "vitamins". I knew he took these daily.
I replaced them with some of the supplements I bought online. Perfect. I bought a few weight gain supplements and appetite increasers and made sure I replaced everything.
"Now we'll see who really is the fat one." I whisper to myself as I sneak back upstairs, back in my sleeping bag.
...
Let's just say, my plan was working. A month later, and Kyle gained some weight. It wasn't as much as I hoped, but it was a good start.
"Stan, did I gain weight or something?" Kyle asks, as he looks at himself in the mirror.
"I don't know, you look the same to me."
Butters looked at me as I smirked back. "Why don't you check on my scale?" I ask, curious as Kyle nods.
"How the hell did I gain 15 pounds?" Kyle says confused.
Clyde came into my room and put a package on my bed. "Some package you ordered arrived, dickhead." He says as I roll my eyes, putting it in my closet.
"What did you order?" Kyle asks as I smirked. "Nothing, just the outfit for my Mom's wedding."
Stan nodded at me. "Speaking of, when is it? He asked as I thought. "I have no clue, I just bought it to prepare." I say, lying. What I really bought was another part of my plan to get revenge on Kyle.
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