Chapter 9

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DISCLAIMER-THE WORDS "Well you should never underestimate the cunning of a pirate" is not a reference to the game, "Five Nights at Freddy's" character, Foxy's voice line, "Never underestimate the cunning of a pirate, or a fox for that matter". Though I am a huge fan of the franchise, I would not be willing to make a reference to that game without the permission of Scott Cawthon, the creator, you may begin reading-JERAD NORRIS-UNKNOWN DATE-"So, a legendary treasure somewhere in Antarctica, how the hell do we get there" Kurenai said, "Sailing on a ship, though the journey takes at least a decade, with all the dangers, it would take around 5 decades, by that time you would be dead by starvation, you have to even take the most dangerous path" An old man named Sikiro said, "I can make it" Kurenai said, "I see that you are a very adventurous boy" Sikiro said, "I'm not a boy, you geezer" Kurenai said, "Hey, I'm only 104 years old" Sikiro yelled, "Exactly, geezer" Kurenai said as he teleported away to a nearby ship, "Hrm, why the hell can't I use a motor boat" Kurenai asked himself as he hopped on the boat and set off, "Luckily this ship came with a lifetime supply of Ramen". 3 Months Later-Kurenai was asleep on the ship, when the ship rocked, "Gah, huh, what the hell" Kurenai said, "Oh, some weird octopus, ok bam" Kurenai said as he shot the octopus, "3 goddamn months, I'm bored as hell right now". 9 Months Later, "I have been at this for an entire y- huh" Kurenai said, "Am I already here", he was at Antarctica, "If the cops find out about this, we'll have a bit of an interrogative conversation, don't really want that, damn" Kurenai said as he jumped onto the land, "Bit cold". Then, a pirate jumped off of another ship, "What'r ye doin' here, tryin' to steal me treasure" The Pirate said, "Hmph, Who the hell are you" Kurenai said, "My name be Solko" The Pirate said, "You know what, why don't we both try to find the treasure, and whoever does the most gets all the treasure, so I guess I'm gonna get it all" Kurenai said, "Well, you should never underestimate the cunning of a pirate" Solko said, "Damn, not this again" Kurenai said, "Whaddya mean, again" Solko said, "People tell me to never underestimate them all the time" Kurenai replied, "Oh well" Solko said, "Names Kurenai, Kurenai Kentamo" Kurenai said, they both started to explore the frozen continent. "Hey, Matey, what'r we doing today" Solko asked, "If I'm being honest, I don't have one damn clue" Kurenai replied, "Well shloodly-doodly"  Solko said, "I take that true violence isn't on your blood or veins" Kurenai said, "That's very much true, unless the circumstances are properly met" Solko replied, "Huh, hey, Solko, I found the treasure" Kurenai said, "Wow, Matey, that takes some skill to find that, say, how 'bout ye join me crew, whatddya say" Solko said, "Sorry, I'd love to, but I have to do some things back in Shibuya" Kurenai replied, "Well then I'm going back to Shibuya with you" Solko said, "Really" Kurenai asked. "Oh you betcha" Solko said, they sailed off with the treasure, "Kurenai, what exactly was this treasure" Solko asked, "It seems like some gold, coins, and an old map, that has an X in The United States of America" Kurenai said, "An X in The U.S.A, that's odd, Matey" Solko said, "Well than, off to The United States we go" Kurenai said, they turned the sail towards North America. "Hey, Solko, you know, this treasure in the U.S.A must be super rare, I mean, we had to find one treasure in Antarctica, the anticipation is killing me, oh yeah, do you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" Kurenai asked, "What now" Solko asked, "Do you not know the word hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, it's the fear of long words" Kurenai said, "Huh, hippopotamus jolly rancher kangaroo sauce phobia, that odd," Solko said, "No, it's Hippo-Potta-Monna-Strosis-Squipp-O-Dallia-Phobia, there you go" Kurenai said, "That's a made up word" Solko said, "No it's not, look in the dictionary" Kurenai said, " Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, say THAT" Solko said, "Challenge accepted, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Kurenai said, "HOW" Solko yelled, 2 months later, they landed in Louisiana in the U.S.A, "The treasure is only 4 miles from here" Kurenai said, "ONLY" Solko yelled to Kurenai, "Oh yeah, I forgot that your legs are built like twigs" Kurenai said, "DUMBY, THAT IS PRETTY INSULTING" Solko yelled, Kurenai laughed. 1 hour later- "Hah, told you we'd make it" Kurenai said, "You never said that" Solko pointed out, "I'm telling you, I did" Kurenai said, "You must be delusional" Solko said, "Hmph" Kurenai Grunted, "It's true, though" Solko said, "Grk, it is" Kurenai said, "Wait, are you really delusional" Solko said, "Huh, what, NO" Kurenai hurried to say, Solko laughed, "You are the most idiotic person I've ever MET" Solko laughed, Kurenai scoffed as he picked up the treasure, it read, "3 years from now, the brother of Mono, Chrome, will start a war to kill the one who owns the power ring of Egypt, if that fails, a polymerization technique will be used to fuse Mono and Chrome to create Monochrome, if that being who will be killed is reading this, BE WARNED——————————————-Mono and Chrome"
"Dammit, 2 years from now, Solko, we have to get our asses back to Shibuya to fight on that war it's mentioning, WE HAVE TO" Kurenai yelled, "Kurenai, I understand that determination that you hold, but we cannot do this" Solko said, "I'm gonna do it, no matter the cost" Kurenai said, "Grr, NO, I AM NOT LOSING ANOTHER FRIEND OF MINE" Solko yelled, "A-Another" Kurenai said, "Yes, let me explain, 7 years ago, me and my best friend, who was just like you, Kimi, were at a beach in Hokkaido, and then, out of the blue of the water, a hammerhead shark leaped out and swallowed Kimi whole, I tried to save her, but I was pulled off, I wanted to slaughter everyone I met, at least until I met you, you enlightened my whole life, you reminded me of Kimi, and then I thought that her soul and essence had transferred to you, Kurenai, I knew that we would be friends, the reason I became a pirate was to escape from those darned people who picked on me for not being able to save somebody, I thought I would be alone, once again, you came along, thank you, Kurenai Kentamo" Salko said, they then sailed off to Shibuya.









TO BE CONTINUED-THE WAR BEGINS!!!!!!

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