Chapter 34

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Alessio's POV

"Adriana! Get out of the kitchen or so help me God I'll-DID YOU JUST LICK THE LADLE AND PUT IT BACK IN THE BOWL?"  Granny screamed and AJ ran away

Granny skillfully threw a clean ladle at the back of her head causing my twin to fall

"Uh oh."

"Uh oh?" Granny asked

"There was a nail sticking out of the floor and it ripped my dress." She turned around to show a massive tear that ran down the front of her dress

"We're already late to church!"

"Maybe it's a sign from God."

"For fuck sakes JJ stop talking!" Gramps squeezed the pressure point in her shoulder

"Watch your mouth." She muttered through the pain

"Alessio go upstairs and grab your father and Mabel."

"Okay."

I ran upstairs and entered their room without knocking

"Hey adriana ripped her-AHHHHHHH!" I let out a high pitched scream when I saw dad thrusting into Mabel who was bent over their bathroom sink

They left the door open to the bathroom which is in direct view of the bedroom door

"LOOK AWAY!" Dad yelled

I was frozen in place and just staring in horror. His yelling snapped me out of my grossed out state and I ran downstairs

"Why did you yelled?" Yuri asked

"They were doing it on the sink!" I explained

"You've got to be kidding me. I swear he avoids church more than Adriana." Granny sucked her teeth and went upstairs

"Did you knock before going in their room?" Uncle Sergei asked

"No."

"Then let this be a lesson to knock moving forward."

"It will."

"Ow what the fuck woman!" Dad cursed as granny dragged him downstairs by his ear

"We're already late and you're up there distracting your fiancé."

"Just let me stay home or I'm gonna shit in the confessional again."

"Again?" Mabel and us kids erupted

"I never told you?"

"No!" Yuri answered for us

"When I was eight and Dima was nine, Sergei dared us to shit in the confession booth. I shitted on the priest side and he shitted on the other side. Safe to say we got our asses beat and had to switch churches after that."

"Dude at your adult ages I fucking dare you two."

Him and Dima smirked at each other

"Absolutely not! We've been going to this church for over twenty years. I refuse to be embarrassed again!" Granny yelled

Mabel slapped dad in the back

"Stop stressing out your mother and act like an adult in front of your kids." She scolded him

"I'm just joking Bambi." I pulled her to his side

"Have you been drinking?" I asked dad

"No."

"Lies him, uncle, and dad were downing shots this morning while Yuri smoked." Niko snitched

"Unbelievable! You four are unbelievable." Granny whispered and grabbed her purse

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