Justin: WDYM I'M NOT THE HOTTEST ANYMORE
Cody: NOAH'S BROTHERS ARE ALL PRETTIER THAN YOU AND ALL HIS SISTERS AREN'T FANGIRLING OVER YOU
Trent: what the
Gwen: what's going on??
Harold: Justin tried using his looks to impress Noah's older sisters earlier and none of them were even a tad bit remotely interested
Noah: I told you only one of them is straight
Trent: and even she didn't give a shit about Justin
Nova: 'how impressive can you be when you could fit the entire continent of Europe on your chin?'
Heather: I CAN'T WHAT
Duncan: LMAOOOOO
Harold: honestly though Noah's older brothers are more attractive than Justin
Harold: and his oldest brother is more well-built than Alejandro
Noah: he's an ex-convict and a boxing instructor what do u expect
Courtney: ex-convict?! Isn't he dangerous?
Cody: not to us or his siblings
Heather: what was your brother even convicted for?
Nova: he set four people's house on fire and skinned some rando alive when he broke into our house to kidnap Naomi
Trent: WHAT
Nova: chill, the four people were people with histories of performing and making indecent actions and comments to random people and two of them were registered s€x offenders
Noah: pretty sure one of them had CP as well from what Neil said last time
Heather: and what about the guy he skinned?
Noah: he tried to kidnap Naomi and he stabbed our brother Nelson when he tried to get our sister so Neil went after him with a machete
Gwen: holy shit
Heather: the way you say this like it's normal scares the shit out of me
Justin: excuse me, can we return the attention back to me?? wdym I'm not hot anymore Cody??
Cody: you ain't as buff as Neil and you ain't as attractive as Nathan homie
Justin: Nathan isn't a model like me, I bet he doesn't have fangirls anyway!
Harold: if he wasn't already gay the fangirls would swarm him a little more
Nova: with an ex-convict brother, seven siblings who know how to use weaponry and a license to use a shotgun it's a little obvious why most fans won't try their luck with him
Justin: I- ugh-
Trent: ignoring that for a moment, what are your siblings' sexualities tho?
Noah: Nova's lesbian, Nelson and I are bi, Nina's pansexual, Nathan's 100% gay, Naomi and Neil are aro-ace and Nadia's straight
Heather: you only have one straight sibling??
Nova: sadly
Gwen: I'd be surprised if any of them are single tbh, they all seem really nice
Nova: wow such a shocker then because Nelson's the only one who has a partner
Noah: should be because he's the most sane out of all of us albeit the most quiet one
Alejandro: wait who's he dating?
Noah: your oldest brother Carlos
Alejandro: WHAT
Noah: have to say it's refreshing to know there's at least one Burromuerto who isn't a snobby eel
Alejandro: okay-
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Total Drama GC
FanfictionAbsolute chaos with the tdwt cast and featuring the rest of Noah's siblings and his twin sister because I said so ✨ Ships will be revealed as time goes on
