Total Drama GC

aftermath

Heather: @Alejandro your brother is savage dude

Alejandro: pardon, amiga?

Gwen: your brother's wedding speech went viral online

Alejandro: oh shit it did??

Trent: it did

Cody: I overheard Carlos yelling at your dad and mom over the phone once when I was staying over for a sleepover and he sounded big mad

Alejandro: oh yeah they were not pleased to find out they were trending as memes and being judged online

Harold: I can imagine

Nova: you know they called Nelson too right?

Alejandro: they did??

Noah: they did while he was packing for the honeymoon but the moment Nelson saw who was calling he just handed the phone to Nina because she and Neil both had multiple choice words to say to them

Alejandro: I would've paid good money to see that

Nina: those disgraces deserved it

Nathan: you told Miguel he was so small his wife probably faked all her orgasms because she couldn't feel anything since he didn't penetrate at all

Nina: and you know this how?

Nathan: Nico came to me asking what an orgasm meant and I made him repeat what he heard from you

Naomi: I'll spare you the details of what Nancy came to ask me about the things Neil said

Duncan: no don't I want to know

DJ: please no

Alejandro: I apologise if my parents came to harass you

Neil: don't apologise buddy we dealt with it well

Harold: translation: every call and message the Sterecra family got from your parents was met with trolling, playing dumb or just straight up pure unfiltered Sterecra rage with a very potent dose of profanity and sarcasm

Noah: I think Nadia led them to a nudist beach once when Rita called and demanded to talk to Nelson face-to-face so 'resolve and fix the issue'

Bridgette: HUH

Geoff: SICK DUDE

Heather: wouldn't it be easier to block them?

Nadia: where's the fun in that?

Gwen: why are they calling the Sterecra family anyway? What's the point in that?

Alejandro: my parents value their reputation over everything else so they really want to find a way to resolve this and get their reputation back to normal because they can't deal with all of the backlash

Duncan: well they clearly aren't succeeding

Noah: and I think I hear my dad's phone going off as we speak

Alejandro: they've even called your parents???

Nova: they're desperate to resolve this predicament so they've resorted to trying to threaten us to take down the video or bargain with us

Neil: don't worry Pa and Ma may seem all kind and sweet but there's a reason all their hellspawn ended up having tempers and vulgar language straight out of the seven circles of hell

Nathan: Ma and Pa didn't raise no pansies

Nelson: you all are funny aren't you

Nova: NELSONNNNNNN HOW'S THE HONEYMOON

Nelson: it's going delightful, thanks for asking Nova :) Carlos says hi to all of you btw

Alejandro: greeting returned

Nelson: is Da doing okay?

Nina: I can hear the twins laughing like hell downstairs I think you know the answer

Nelson: there's two pairs of twins you simply need to be more specific

Trent: two???

Nadia: Nancy and Nico are twins just that Nancy was born about a year apart from Nico

Tyler: but they're toddlers how can they understand vulgarity?

Nathan: Nancy's first word was 'fuck' and Nico's was 'shit' what's your point exactly

Tyler: nvm

Nina: to answer your question it's Noah and Nova the two little banshees

Nina: LMAO DAD'S LOSING HIS SHIT

Nelson: do I be concerned?

Nina: nope go enjoy your honeymoon

Nelson: alr then, see you all back home :)

Nina: cyuuuuu

Alejandro: what's your dad saying to my parents?

Nova: he was all calm at first but Miguel must've insulted one of us hellspawn because dad went feral and began cursing out José and Rita as well

Noah: oh god dad's rationality is gone I can hear him insulting Miguel and Rita's bedroom activities with as much crass as an ogre

Alejandro: record it for me amigo

Heather: please do

(10 minutes later)

Noah: *1 attachment*

Heather: OMDSSSSS

Trent: I did not know that a parent could swear that much

Duncan: YOUR DAD ROCKS

Alejandro: I am.. quite appalled

Gwen: now we know where Noah got all his sarcasm from

Harold: welp I'm officially scared of your dad now

(Wedding pictures are coming up soon)