Inappropriate Caller

I See You See Me

Brianna

Lunch couldn't come fast enough because a bitch was hungry. Me deciding to sleep in a little extra after dealing with Andre, left me no time to grab breakfast. Erika came with me as we stopped at a restaurant around the corner from our building.

"So did you hook up with Andre last night?" Erika asked. I knew she would be mad if I told her I did. She was always telling me I could do better, but better ain't came around when a bitch got an itch.

"Naw girl, you know I stopped fucking around with him the last time," I lied. Erika looked at me, squinting her eyes and pursing her lips up to the side. She gave me some straight side eye - she knew I was lying.

"Bitch you lying,"

"How do you know?'

"Because you always look back at me when I stare at you. You hooked up with him last night, didn't you?"

"Shut up, you don't know nothing," I said, throwing a wadded up paper towel at her.

"Is the sex that good?" she asked as she stuffed a fork-full of cheese fries in her mouth.

"Sometimes, when he takes his time. Lately, he's been like a damn jack rabbit pounding on my shit like he drilling for oil," I said bluntly. Erika wasn't ready.

"Damn, he be like that?"

"Girl," I said, rolling my eyes.

"You need someone better. You don't need someone who's gonna beat it up every time. I mean, you want someone who is gonna take care of it and make sure that it is happy." Erika smiled and I just shook my head.

"I just need somebody that knows how to take care of me, period."

"This is true."

I know I deserve so much more, but it's hard out here for a thick chick. Guys usually look at me like a quick fuck and nothing to attach themselves to. I know I deserve more than a quick fuck in the middle of the night.

"Well, why don't I set you up with someone then," she said.

"I'll pass," I quickly said before she even got a chance to describe anyone.

"Why? It can't hurt,"

"Would you fuck them?" I asked. She looked at me and said nothing. "Question 2, would you be seen out in public with them?"

"Yeah, I have two who are really nice," she said.

"Ok and what do they look like?" I asked.

"One is really smart, he works as an engineer," she started. I shook my head and interrupted her.

"Yup see, you went to his characteristics. I'm not shallow but I need the brotha to look at least a little bit cute,"

"I feel you." Erika gulped down her drink and looked at her phone. "Let me catch up with you later, I need to go and take care of something." she said, grabbing her things and dumping her tray.

"A'ight girl, I'll holla later." And she was gone. I figured I could take a quick walk outside for a little bit and get some fresh air.

Outside was nice for spring day in Chicago. The air was crisp but it was actually very mild that I could stand outside without a jacket for a change. It was getting close to summer and I couldn't wait. I wanted a thick, hot girl summer and I was determined to get it one way or another.

As I was checking my messages outside my building, I noticed this fine ass white guy staring at me. He was fine as hell. He had dark brown hair with matching eyebrows. His eyes were hazel and he had a nicely trimmed beard. I usually don't give guys with a beard a second look but I loved the way he was taking me in. He paid so much attention to me, he wasn't even talking on his phone anymore.