Things you need to know.

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1. CatNap and DogDay are brothers.
2. Don't ask them to do anything they aren't comfortable with. (Like asking CatNap and DogDay to kiss)
3. No asking them to vore each other. (Unless you're asking Jolly Jaws.)
4. Playful Panda likes to play music.
5. Danger Dragon is a girl and likes to do dangerous flying stunts.
6. If you're going to ask CatNap if the only reason his toy line was cancelled was because his scent gave kids nightmares, prepare for him to say a lot more than stuff about his toy line.
7. You can dare them to do stuff, just don't dare them to do anything inappropriate.
8. You can dare them to eat a lot of food and to give them belly scratches after their done eating if you want. (Trust me, some of them are pretty depressed)
9. You can send them to another dimension. (They will be sent back to their dimension if the next question has nothing to do with with the last or they tell you if they've heard of the franchise if I don't know what it is)
10. Sly Serpent has arms, but no legs.
11. Furious Fox can breathe fire, if he's angry enough.
12. Performance Percy can do perfect impressions of anyone, even girls.
13. Heck Yeah Hydra is actually 3 Critters in 1. The head on the left is called Hank and is the quiet one, the head on the right is called Hector and is the sarcastic one, and the head in the middle is called Hunter and is the loud one.
14. Heck Yeah Hydra weights 3 times as much as a regular Smiling Critter, because each head has their own preferred tastes, so they eat 3 times as much. (What I'm saying is that Heck Yeah Hydra is chunky)
15. KyleChicken is a metre taller than KickinChicken, but they're the same age.
16. Frowny Fox cares deeply about Hoppy Hopscotch.
17. Frowny Fox isn't effected by CatNap's sleeping gas.
18. Betty Bee loves gardening, which means she knows every plant there is.
19. Heck Yeah Hydra is inspired by Cerberus from the Vs. Bob and Bosip FNF mod.
20. Sammy Shark is the shortest out of all the Rejects.
21. Lily Lamb supplies Percy with props for his plays.
22. Each one of Heck Yeah Hydra's heads has a special ability. Hank can give anyone horrific nightmares just by staring into their eyes, even CatNap, Hector can hypnotise anyone and Hunter can breathe fire.
23. When Jolly Jaws uses his Hypno Gas on an intruder/Playtime Co employee/threat to his friends, the person will climb inside his mouth and let him swallow them whole.
24. Jolly Jaws is the most ferocious out of all the Forgotten Critters and will not spare the gore when explaining his kills.
25. Switchy Sloth got split into 2 separate Critters and Sid Sloth got less murderous.
26. Bandit Bat hates it when Mammon steals his gold.
27. After learning about The 7 Smiling Sins, Frowny Fox, BullTrap, Flower Fox, Olly Sharctopus, Olivia Sharctopus, Octavia Sharctopus, Flicker Fox, Fuzzy Fox, Glimmer HopFox and the Forgotten Critters preformed a ritual and they gained Sin Critter forms, officially making them Hellborn.
28. Bandit Bat is blind, but his eyelids aren't stitched together.
29. All the Smiling Critters and Rejects are adults, but they look like their cartoon counterparts.
30. There are rumours that Flower Fox is Frowny Fox's Frowning Critter counterpart.
31. Frowny Fox is willing to do a threesome or a foursome as long as Hoppy stays his wife.
32. Unlike DogDay and CatNap, Catfeine and DogPressed are cousins.
33. The 7 Smiling Sins' genders are the same as their Hazbin Hotel counterparts in my headcanon.
34. Alf Anglerturtle has an Australian accent for some reason.
35. Bobby Bearhug has PTSD from both CatNap and CraftyCorn's fans.
36. The Mystery Critters are siblings.
37. The pink, blue and green Mystery Critters are male, and the yellow Mystery Critter is female.
38. Jolly Jaws enjoys getting headscratches and makes reptilian purring sounds whilst it's happening.
39. Frowny Fox enjoys having others scratch his hair and being hugged.
40. The Kobold Triplets are known for disguising themselves as a human in a trenchcoat to sneak into the CEO's office.
41. Each of the Kobold Triplets are a different breed. Zik is the oldest of the bunch, a red dragon Kobold, cocky, and believes he's the smartest out of the group. Lila is the youngest of the bunch, shy and timid, a yellow Netizen Kobold, a bit horny, has thicc thighs, and is afraid to admit when she disagrees with Zik's ideas. Nix is the middle child of the bunch, a blue Zito Kobold, is actually the smartest, aloof, has big fluffy ears, is almost always fed up with Zik's attitude, and would rather sit around reading books all day.
42. All the Critters are hermaphrodites and can reproduce, no matter what gender they are.
43. Pearl Pufferfish can inflate her own body to a very big size.
44. Pearl Pufferfish enjoys all forms of inflation and sometimes forces them onto other Critters.
45. Silly Shelly can remove his shell, like in those Looney Tunes cartoons.

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