Question 39:
Frowny Fox: I like all sorts of music! Either it's my sister who's singing or I hear it on YouTu-
(suddenly, music starts playing out of nowhere.)
Frowny Fox: What's that? It sounds like the TV Time song from Mario's Mysteries without the lyrics.
Frowny Fox: You know what, I'm not taking notice of it.
Frowny Fox: Anyway, as I was saying, I also like FNF songs, like Stress!Question 40:
Gerry Giraffe: Yeah, the script GameToons sent us said that I had to go after CraftyCorn and hurt her, but yeah, me and CraftyCorn are friends. We even paint pictures together sometimes!
Bulltrap: *with an annoyed expression* Yeah, you two enjoy painting, while I can't even draw a single sketch or Double Trouble from Balan Wonderworld is going to stomp me out!
Bulltrap: And all because the script said I had to ruin Crafty's painting of Bobby!
Gerry Giraffe: That's nice and all, but I don't remember asking.Question 41:
Jolly Jaws: Well, you just read my mind!
Jolly Jaws: But first, I need to make a distraction, so that I can sneak up on him and eat him.
Jolly Jaws: Hey CatNap! Could you mind grabbing something for me?
CatNap: Sure!
(Whilst CatNap is trying to reach for something on a very high shelf, Jolly Jaws sneaks up on him and devours him.)
Jolly Jaws: *burps* And there you go!
Jolly Jaws: If you want proof, here's a picture:CatNap: Jolly Jaws, what the hell?! Get me outta here!
Jolly Jaws: *punches his stomach* Shut up! I was dared to!
CatNap: *struggling to climb out of Jolly Jaws's mouth* LET! ME! OUT!
Jolly Jaws: *swallows and pulls out a bottle of lime green liquid* THAT'S IT!! *drinks liquid*
CatNap: AAAAHHH!!
(suddenly, parts of Jolly Jaws's body start to get fatter and CatNap stops screaming.)
Jolly Jaws: *burps* There! I'm not even sorry, because you forced my hand! *sees he doesn't have hands* Or fin.
CatNap: *appears as a ghost* Come on, Jolly Jaws! You wouldn't want to be eaten!
Jolly Jaws: Don't make me get the vacuum!Question 42:
Bulltrap: I don't know, I haven't really been into anyone.
Bulltrap: Guess I'll see who I start to love sexual-
(Suddenly, Bulltrap starts hearing the static of a TV coming from an "employees only" room.)
Bulltrap: What's that?
Bull Bullyno: Hey Bulltrap, do you hear static?
Bulltrap: Yeah, it's coming from this room.
(Bulltrap and Bull Bullyno walk into the room and see a collection of TVs all playing different scenes from PuzzleVision episodes and past questions.)
TV #1: *shows The Amazing Digital Circus cast get dominated by Furious Fox* AAAHHH!!!
TV #2: *shows the Scooby-Mario gang getting chased by Luigi.EXE*
TV #3: *shows Barnaby laughing* Hoohahaha!!
TV #4: *shows SMG4 after teaching Luigi the Meat Mallet how to make red sauce* There you go, Luigi, that's how you make red sauce!
TV #5: *shows all the characters that were ever voiced by Michael Kovach* What in the name of Hamlet, I'm here again! Can you guys please stop being thorns in my side?
TV #6: *shows Princess SMG3 and Prince Luigi slowdancing*
(Whilst Bulltrap and Bull Bullyno are horrified, Mr Puzzles sneaks up on them and rewinds time, but now the door is boarded up.)
Bulltrap: Guess I'll see who I start to love sexually!
Mr Puzzles: *whilst in the shadows* Yes, don't see my work.Question 43:
Frowny Fox: It happened when he first appeared, I saw what he was capable of and I like it!
Bulltrap: He literally asked if I wanted to help him get his vengeance on the people who had ever hurt him at gunpoint!
Frowny Fox: It was to make sure you didn't say no.
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