Questions 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97&98

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Question 92:

Gerry Giraffe: It was when we first met, we were both still actual animals and we were scared, because we didn't know what was going to happen to us.
Gerry Giraffe: I remember him telling me all about him and it made me less scared.
Gerry Giraffe: We both actually thought it would be like a Playtime Co Petting Zoo and we were going to be the newest additions to the zoo, along with other animals of our own species in our own exhibits.
Gerry Giraffe: And the other Giraffes were going to tell me that lions were dangerous and I should never go near one, unless both me and the lion were in separate cages.
Gerry Giraffe: I actually imagined it being like Romeo and Juliet, but with zoo animals.
Gerry Giraffe: But it turns out, we were wrong. We were turned into Critters and both thrown into the trash.
Gerry Giraffe: And my heart still beats on for him.

Question 93:

CatNap: No, we're not.
CatNap: I'm human-turned-Critter, Clever Claws is a lion-turned-Critter.
CatNap: There could have been no way for us to be related.

Question 94:

Jolly Jaws: *silently turns to KickinChicken holding a cleaver*
KickinChicken: Don't you dare!
Jolly Jaws: *raises the cleaver*
KickinChicken: No!
Jolly Jaws: *raises the cleaver higher*
KickinChicken: Jolly Jaws, I swear to God!
Jolly Jaws: *whispers* Choppy choppy....
KickinChicken: OH GOD NO!!!
Jolly Jaws: *brings the cleaver down*
KickinChicken:

Frowny Fox: The hell's that nois-
Frowny Fox: *sees Jolly Jaws munching on KickinChicken's dead body, both covered in blood*
Frowny Fox: You were dared to eat KickinChicken, weren't you.
Jolly Jaws: Yes, I was.

Question 95:

Clever Claws: Yes, everyday of my life.
Clever Claws: And I'd hate to guess what happened after I was taken!
Clever Claws: Because I was the only male cub in my family! Only males can be king of their Pride!

Question 96:

DogDay: Got any more? Because to be honest, I want to see how much I can eat, seeing Jolly Jaws eat so much.
DogDay: I mean look, Jolly Jaws is literally trying to swallow KickinChicken's dead body whole! That must take a lot of training on your gag-reflexes!

Question 97:

Clever Claws: Mine's finding out what happened to my family after I was cubnapped.
Gerry Giraffe: Mine's seeing Clever Claws getting hurt.
Molly McMoo: Mine's being turned into a Big Mac.
Jolly Jaws: Mine's losing teeth and see my boyfriend, family and best friend getting hurt.
Silly Shelly: Mine's getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth, which is an actual fear, by the way, look it up, and seeing my boyfriend, family and best friend getting hurt.

Question 98:

Bulltrap: Yeah, but not as often.
Bulltrap: And some I don't dare bully even once! Because some of them I fear!
Bulltrap: Like this thing! *takes out a picture of Jolly Jaws*
Frowny Fox: Bulltrap, that's a picture of Jolly Jaws.
Bulltrap: Exactly, you don't know what he'll do next!
Frowny Fox: Oh yeah.

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