Questions 76, 77, 78, 79&80

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Question 76:

Bubba Bubbaphant: Well, I did find some mysterious heels with blades, guess I'll do it.
Bubba Bubbaphant: *puts on the heels* How do I look?
Lucifer: *with a panicked expression* Bubba, where'd you get those?!
Bubba Bubbaphant: I found them in the same place you and the other Smiling Sins arriv-oooh, they're from hell...
Lucifer: Those heels belong to Carmilla Carmine, the head honcho of the overlords!
Lucifer: You need to return them befor-!
(Suddenly, a portal opens in Bubba's room and a tall demon comes out.)
Carmilla Carmine: *mutters in Spanish* Why the fuck do you have my heels?!
Bubba Bubbaphant: I just found them lying on the floor, I didn't steal them intentionally!
Carmilla Carmine: Just give them back and we can put all this behind us.
Bubba Bubbaphant: Okay, *takes off the heels off* here.
Carmilla Carmine: *takes them* Thank you. *leaves through the portal*
Lucifer: Well, that was something!

Question 77:

Jolly Jaws: Well, she tastes like any food product that is made from pigs, but better!
Jolly Jaws: She usually challenges me to eating competitions, and I'm cool with it, because I get to eat my fix of food!
Jolly Jaws: And of course, I win every single one!

Question 78:

Groddy GrudgeBear: Why?
Groddy GrudgeBear: Do you think I'll start liking you because you paid for my therapy?! Because I won't!
Catfeine: OMG Groddy, can you just be positive for once?!

Question 79:

Gerry Giraffe: It's kinda cool being this tall.
Gerry Giraffe: I mean, I can literally spy over walls that other Critters can't!
Gerry Giraffe: But it does get annoying when I keep hitting my head on hanging things.

Question 80:

Frowny Fox: We get around just fine now.
Frowny Fox: But I think I'm being haunted by my acting persona, who is shaped through my role in most of the videos I'm in.
Frowny Fox: Which means that he's shaped into an evil version of me, who wants to kill the Smiling Critters, especially Hoppy!
*suddenly, an evil looking version of Frowny Fox appears in his mind, but instead of having a blue broken heart pendant, grey fur, non-sharp looking teeth, soft and clawless paws and white pupils, they have a blood red broken heart pendant with various cracks, red fur, sharp teeth, clawed paws and red pupils.*
Fr0wny F0x: *in a voice similar to Frowny Fox's monster form's voice* Come on Frowny Fox, just kill those Smiling Critters, especially that Hoppy Hopscotch! She's the worst!
Frowny Fox: *grunts* Just leave me alone, evil me! The Smiling Critters aren't evil! And besides, Hoppy and I made 3 kids! I love her!
Fr0wny F0x: *turns into their monster form, which is 1.25x the height of Frowny Fox's* JUST DO IT, YOU F#*KING WEAKLING!!!!
Frowny Fox: *turns into his* NO!!!
Hoppy Hopscotch: Babe, who are you talking to?
Frowny Fox: *becomes nervous and turns back into his small Critter form* J-just one of the CEO's cameras!
Hoppy Hopscotch: *walks up to him* It's okay, *rubs Frowny Fox's hair* I'm here. *kisses him*
Frowny Fox: *his eyes close, his tail starts wagging and he turns into his age-accurate form* Thanks Babe. *hugs her*

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