Questions 71, 72, 73&74

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Question 71:

CraftyCorn: Thank you! *her tail starts wags and her wings starts flapping*
UniqueCorn: What about me?

Question 72:

Silly Shelly: Really?
Silly Shelly: What was it about? When we tapped on the username, it said that the user didn't exist.

Question 73:

Molly McMoo: Probably the SMG4 Crew videos, WOTFI's and PuzzleVision episodes.
Molly McMoo: And maybe the videos with hilarious meme moments.

Question 74:

Jolly Jaws: Anything to get a free meal! Also, if we run out of food, the one who ate the most food gets to eat the one who ate the least food.
PickyPiggy: Anything to get my reputation back.
*Jolly Jaws and PickyPiggy set a long table, gather food from all over Playtime Co and place all the food on the table, then they gather all the other Critters to watch the two gluttons have an eating contest*
(Disclaimer: There's a lot of food, like too much food.)
Jolly Jaws: Welcome everybody to the eating contest PickyPiggy and I are going to be doing! Both me and PickyPiggy are standing on scales and have weighed ourselves before the contest.
PickyPiggy: Bubba will be checking our weights and after we've eaten all the food, he'll do math to figure out who ate more!
Furious Fox: First, Jolly Jaws eats 100 10-layer cakes to beat PickyPiggy's 1 10-layer cake, and now they're having an eating contest?! There's no way PickyPiggy's winning this!
Bobby Bearhug: Well, I have faith in her!
Mammon: I bet you two want to have a bet!
Bobby Bearhug and Furious Fox: No
Mammon: F#*K YOU TWO, THEN!!!!!
Lucifer: Mammon, stop, they don't want to bet money!
Mammon: Uuuuuuugh, fine! But just because you're the king of Critter Hell!
PickyPiggy: If you four are done arguing, let's begin!
*Jolly Jaws and PickyPiggy start eating, progressively gaining more and more weight, but despite PickyPiggy's efforts at eating faster than Jolly Jaws, he eats more than her*
Bubba Bubbaphant: Alright, all the food's been eaten.
Bubba Bubbaphant: Jolly Jaws has gained 84545 pounds and PickyPiggy has gained 40898, which means Jolly Jaws is the winner!
Jolly Jaws: Yes!! Time to *burp* gain 40898 more pounds by eating PickyPiggy!
PickyPiggy: Wait, what?!
*Jolly Jaws proceeds to devour PickyPiggy with her screaming in terror*
Jolly Jaws: *burp* Done!
Groddy GrudgeBear: *absolutely traumatised* Yay, therapy's fun.

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