Ask the Smiling Critters!! (and Reject Critters)

Questions 122, 123 & 124

Question 122:

Jolly Jaws: *who is currently on a date with his boyfriend* Listen, I don't care what my hunger causes, I'm hungry!
Waiter: Bonjour, monsieur and other monsieur, what would you like to order?
Opportunistic Octopus: I'll have a burger, with a side of fries, and a coke.
Waiter: Magnifique! And for you, monsieur?
Jolly Jaws: I'll have everything on the menu...
Jolly Jaws: Decuple! (Decuple means times 10)
Waiter: *with shock in their eyes* Sacrebleu! Monsieur, this may be against my contract, but I ask that you order less!
Jolly Jaws: Would you rather be on my plate?
Waiter: *who just gave up on trying to make him order less* Fine!
Waiter: *whispers* I am so getting fired for this.

Question 123:

Bubba Bubbaphant: I know a lot, but not all of them.
(Suddenly, a hyena wearing a black cloak, and holding a scythe appears)
Thanatos: Well, maybe you might have an eternity to learn all of them!
Bubba Bubbaphant: AAAHHH! Who are you?!
Lucifer: *kicks down the door* Thanatos, get the f*#k out of here!
Thanatos: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do if I don-
Lucifer: *grabs Thanatos by the neck, opens a portal to hell, and throws him in there*
Bubba Bubbaphant: Thanks!
Lucifer: No problem!

Question 124:

Catfeine: Oh yeah? *whips out 2 more guns* Try me!