Frowny Fox and Hoppy Hopscotch Get Married!

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(The scene opens to the aisle from "CATNAP: A DARK LOVE STORY" and the Rejects setting up the decorations for Frowny Fox and Hoppy Hopscotch's wedding.)
Adventurous Felix: Careful with those gifts, they were sent by some of our fans and they're for Frowny Fox and Hoppy!
Furious Fox: I'M BEING CAREFUL!!!
Sneaky Spider: I'm just happy that Frowny Fox and Hoppy are sealing their relationship, they look so cute together!
Early Worm: Alright, I'm going through the guest list and they are going to be a lot of characters from all over the multiverse! SMG4, Caine, and many more are going to be coming!
Early Worm: Hopefully SMG4 and Mario don't meme while it's happening.
(The scene changes to the Forgotten Critters helping Frowny Fox get ready for his marriage.)
Jolly Jaws: Alright, I found you some cologne and it smells amazing! (Sprays it on him)
Frowny Fox: I know, I'm actually going through with it!
Gerry Giraffe: Are you sure you wanna wear that suit for your big occasion? It has a hole in it.
Frowny Fox: I'm sure Gerry, me and Hoppy chose it out while we were looking for clothes for the ceremony.
Frowny Fox: It expresses the fact that I'm a reject and it shows my scar.
(Suddenly, Mr Puzzles enters the room with the biggest smile he's ever made.)
Mr Puzzles: Frowny Fox, my dear friend, I've found the most incredible, the most beautiful, the bestest flower to ever exist! A flower so beautiful, that it makes all other flowers freeze with astonishment! (Pulls out a Cupid's Arrow Orchid)
Silly Shelly: Wow, Mr Puzzles, that flower's so beautiful!
Mr Puzzles: Indeed! And I want Frowny Fox to wear it for his big day! (Puts it in Frowny Fox's pocket)
Frowny Fox: Thanks, Mr Puzzles!
Mr Puzzles: You're welcome! See you at the ceremony!
(The scene changes to Flower Fox, Tina Tarantula, Rabie Baby and Maggie Mako helping Hoppy Hopscotch get ready for her marriage.)
Flower Fox: You’re so lucky that you get to marry my brother, you two are going to make a great couple!
Hoppy Hopscotch: I know, I'm really excited for the ceremony!
Rabie Baby: Oh, this is going to be the most beautiful thing I'll ever see!
Maggie Mako: Yeah, she's going to be so happy!
Tina Tarantula: Yeah, and for some pointers, I invited someone who can help us!
(Suddenly, Charlie Morningstar enters the room with supplies to help Hoppy get ready for the wedding.)
Charlie Morningstar: Oh my god, I'm so happy that you and Frowny Fox are getting married! I have so many ideas!
Rabie Baby: Charlie, calm down! We need to get her ready for the wedding!
Charlie Morningstar: Oh yeah! Fuck, okay, back to helping Hoppy get ready!
(The scene changes to the aisle with all the guests seated and Frowny Fox and his best man, Fix It Fox, at the end, with Frowny Fox bearing a smile.)
Caine: This is going to be so beautiful! You got the tissues for when I start crying, Bubble?
Bubble: You got it, boss! (Pulls out Tissues from Inanimate Insanity)
Tissues: *sneezes* Sorry, it's my condition!
Caine: Did know they invited a living box of tissues.
Four: Well, you'd be surprised to learn that they even invited Integers and Variables!
X: Yeah!
Tari: This will be amazing!
Mario: *Italian Fatass gibberish* (Translation: Yeah! Mario’s excited!)
SMG4: But it was strange that they told me and Mario not to meme. Of course we're not going to meme at a wedding! Right, Mario?
Mario:

Mr Puzzles: Good, you'd better not, this is a big day for them!
Meggy: Mr Puzzles?! What're you doing here?!
Mr Puzzles: Calm down, Meggy, I'm only here to support the person I inspired.
Vox: Yeah, so calm the fuck down!
Meggy: Fine!
SMG3: Good! Besides, the bride's coming.
(Hoppy starts walking down the aisle in the same dress she wore in "CATNAP: A DARK LOVE STORY".)
Fix It Fox: Here she comes, ya nervous?
Frowny Fox: only a little.
Fix It Fox: Don't worry, once you say your vows, you two will officially be married.
Bobby Bearhug: *who is wearing the same suit she wore in "CATNAP: A DARK LOVE STORY"* We gather here today to witness the reunion of Hoppy Hopscotch and Frowny Fox in both holy and unholy matrimony.
Bobby Bearhug: Frowny Fox, do you have any vows?
Frowny Fox: Hoppy, when I was first thrown into the trash, I thought I would be alone for the rest of my life, but then I met you. And I know, at that moment, I was wrong, I wouldn't be alone for the rest of my life. And when we started dating, I know that we would always be together! I would be more than happy to be your husband!
Bobby Bearhug: And Hoppy, do you have any?
Hoppy Hopscotch: Frowny Fox, the moment you sang that beautiful song to me, I instantly fell in love with you, and after we had our first child, I know that we were perfect for eachother! And in all honesty, in my second past, where I was a real bunny, I was an outcast as well, even my own mother hated me, she didn't even bother coming after me! So, my mother and siblings can go to hell and get exterminated for all I care! So in reality, we're both Rejects in one way or another! And I would be happy to be your wife too.
Bobby Bearhug: Hoppy, do you take Frowny Fox to be your lawful wedded husband?
Hoppy Hopscotch: I do.
Bobby Bearhug: And Frowny Fox, do you take Hoppy to be your lawful wedded wife?
Frowny Fox: I do.
Bobby Bearhug: With these rings, I announce you husband and wife! You may now kiss the bride.
Frowny Fox: *kisses Hoppy on the lips*
The Guests: *start cheering*

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 17 ⏰

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