Question 1, 2&3

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by CharlieWest8

by CharlieWest8

Question 1:

DogDay: Well, we all met each other as human orphans, some of us were there because our parents either lost child support or got into an accident. So we all missed our parents a lot.
Bubba Bubbaphant: Yeah, and if a child had their 13th birthday at Playcare as an orphan, at exactly 6:45pm every birthday, they went into the backroom to be turned into a Critter.
KickinChicken: Then the public would be shown a picture of them and vote if they liked it or not, if the larger percentage of people liked the design, the Critter would join the rest of the other liked Smiling Critters in a cell.
Playful Panda: And if the larger percentage didn't like the design, the Critter would be sent to the deepest floor of the factory, never to see the light of day again...
Danger Dragon: OMG!! Can you not make this depressing for the fans?!
Playful Panda: (transforms into his monster form) SO WHAT IF I'M ADDING IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT THE PROCESS??!!!!!!!
Furious Fox: CAN YOU TWO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! I'M TRYING TO READ!!!!
Playful Panda and Danger Dragon: Sorry!

Question 2:

CatNap: I'm not the biggest fan of water, but I don't hate it.
CatNap: But cucumbers are where I-
Danger Dragon: (rolls a cucumber near CatNap's feet)
CatNap: (starts making scared cat noises and hissing)
Danger Dragon: HAHAHA!!!
DogDay: DRAGGY!! STOP SCARING MY BIG BRO!!!
Furious Fox: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!! IF YOU MAKE ANY MORE NOISE, I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN A COMA!!!!
CatNap, Danger Dragon and DogDay: (scared out of their goddamn minds) O-okay!

Question 3:

Hoppy Hopscotch: Well, I find John Mulaney's stories funny! Even the one with the 21 plays of What's New, Pussy-Cat!
Brilliant Bat: How funny are we talking?
Hoppy Hopscotch: When I hear the song, I can't stop laughing!
Sneaky Spider: (plays What's New, Pussy-Cat)
Playful Panda, Danger Dragon, DogDay and CatNap: Wait! No!
Hoppy Hopscotch: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Furious Fox: THAT'S IT!!!!!!

Everyone: OH GOD NO!!!! (starts running throughout the factory in a panicked state)
Furious Fox: GET BACK HERE!!!!
(suddenly, an exit door appears)
Caine: Welcome, everybody to Playtime Co!!!
Jax: Sheesh, talk about a dump!
(Caine, Pomni, Jax, Ragatha, Gangle, Bubble, Kinger and Zooble spot the Critters running, with Hoppy ahead of them)
CatNap: RUN!!!
Pomni: Why?
DogDay: Furious Fox is super furious!!!!
Ragatha: Who's Furious Fox?

Everyone: OH MY GOD!!!!!
(You don't want to know what happens next, trust me.)