Questions 130, 131, 132 & 133

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Question 130:

SmittenKitten: I am, but KittyNap keeps stopping me from even going near him!
KittyNap: And I'll keep doing it!

Question 131:
CatNap: They're... questionable.
DogDay: But we kinda get along with them.
DogDay: Sure, waking up Allister is more of a risk than waking up Floppy, but he's got a kinda good heart!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Rabie Baby still wants gossip, but she found out that not all gossip is gossip to tell others when she found some about Frowny Fox, and if you've read the previous questions, Frowny Fox's gossip is the type of gossip to be traumatising, even if you just hear about it.
Bobby Bearhug: Poe is extremely emo, they just spend most of their time listening to their music in the attic, by the way, the Nightmare Critters sleep in the attic, but their okay with it.
Bobby Bearhug: But I wouldn't worry about Poe, it's probably a phase!
Poe: IT'S NOT A PHASE!!!!!
CraftyCorn: Simon Smoke is worse than Bulltrap, when he was in the "LEGEND of THE DARK CRITTER" video!
Mammon: I like his love for money!
Hoppy Hopscotch: Touille's cooking is literally garbage! And I'm not even dissing it, he literally took some trash out of the trash can and put it on a platter and served it to us!
KickinChicken: Icky Licky's a chill dude, but he could just take the L and accept it!
PickyPiggy: Maggie has no idea on how to eat healthy! All she does is eat sugary treats!
Jolly Jaws: You know, how much she eats is kinda uncanny!
PickyPiggy: You eat that much!
Jolly Jaws: Yeah! It's uncanny that eat the same amount of food!
Jolly Jaws: I might be over-thinking it, but I think she might be my sister!
Rabie Baby and PickyPiggy: WHAT?!
Rabie Baby: Jolly Jaws, there is literally zero chance that you two are related!
Jolly Jaws: Oh yeah?
Jolly Jaws: BUBBA!!! DNA TEST!!! NOW!!!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Okay okay!
(5 hours later...)
Bubba Bubbaphant: Well, the DNA tests came back and...
Bubba Bubbaphant: Maggie Mako. Jolly Jaws.
Bubba Bubbaphant: You. Two. Are. Siblings!
Maggie Mako: WHAT?!
Jolly Jaws: I knew it!
Maggie Mako: I mean, I thought I felt some sort of connection with him, BUT I NEVER THOUGHT WE WERE BROTHER AND SISTER!!!!
Jolly Jaws: Well, looks like I had a long-lost sibling as well!

Question 132:

Clever Claws: I do let others touch my mane, but not after I've taken a shower and dried off!
Gerry Giraffe: *starts touching Clever Claws's mane* It's so soft!
Clever Claws: *starts purring*
Gerry Giraffe: Aww
Clever Claws: 😳

Question 133:

Jolly Jaws: Yum! Hey Maggie, you want some?
Maggie Mako: No, I prefer sweet stuff!
Jolly Jaws: Oh, come on sis, don't knock it till you've tried it!
Maggie Mako: Stop calling me that! I can't believe we're siblings! Bubba has to be lying!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Nope, all true!
Jolly Jaws: *starts swallowing the sharks whole* Mmmmm, delicious!
Maggie Mako: How is he swallowing those whole? They're bigger than him!
CatNap: He has unnaturally good gag reflexes!
Jolly Jaws: *burp* That was good! Next time, you should send me live ones!
Maggie Mako: There has to be no way he eats them!
Opportunistic Octopus: You have no idea what my boyfriend is capable of!
Maggie Mako: You're his boyfriend?!
Opportunistic Octopus: Yeah, and we even had three kids!
Maggie Mako: I'm an aunt?!

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