Questions 109, 110, 111, 112, 113 & 114

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Question 109:

Hoppy Hopscotch: OW!!! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR??!!!
Frowny Fox: *blasts through the wall* HOPE YOU'RE READY TO DIE!!!!!!

Question 110:

Catfeine: *whilst doing the Orange Justice* Joke's on you, I'm Bisexual!!

Question 111:

DogDay: Do you think chocolate's poisonous for me, now that I'm a dog?
DogDay: Well, sorry to break it to you, but even though some of us are themed after animals where chocolate is poisonous for their species, we can eat chocolate without getting poisoned!

Question 112:

Jolly Jaws: Alright, but there's only 1¾ bags left, it won't be much.
*literally 5 minutes later*
Jolly Jaws: *belch* Done!
Jolly Jaws: *feels his soft stomach and puts his head on it* My stomach's as soft as a pillow.

Question 113:

DogPressed: *sniffs and whimpers* I'm loved!
Catfeine: *sitting in a wooden chair and rubbing a gun* Yes. Apologise to her.

Question 114:

Catfeine: Pfft, only 10? I can drink 10000!
Catfeine: *grabs 10000 cups of coffee with double shots of Mocha and hazelnut syrup and starts chugging them*
*1 hour later*
Groddy GrudgeBear: Hey Catfeine! You gotta feel Jolly Jaws's stomach, its soft as heck!
Groddy GrudgeBear: *checks Catfeine's room* Catfeine? *sees she isn't in there*
Floppy Flopzee: Groddy, what's going on?
Groddy GrudgeBear: I'm trying to get Catfeine, because I want to show her something, but I can't find her!
Catfeine: *moans*
UniqueCorn: What was that?
Catfeine: *moans again*
Groddy GrudgeBear: It sounds like Catfeine!
(Groddy, Floppy and UniqueCorn follow the sound to a closet.)
UniqueCorn: A closet? What's she doing in there?
Groddy GrudgeBear: I don't know, but I want to show her something!
(Groddy opens the closet to find a very bloated Catfeine with coffee cups surrounding her.)
Groddy GrudgeBear: Dear God Catfeine, what did you do?!
Catfeine: A fan asked me to drink 10 cups of coffee with double shots of Mocha and hazelnut syrup, but I thought that was underwhelming and decided to drink 1000x that.
UniqueCorn: Oh my God, you look like you're going to burst!
Groddy GrudgeBear: I think she'll be fine, as long as nothing sharp pokes her!
Blue Specialist: *panting* Gotta get away from this crazy fox guy!!!
Frowny Fox: *whilst throwing knifes at them* GET BACK HERE, YOU FILTHY PLAYTIME CO EMPLOYEE!!!
Blue Specialist: *dodges knife* Just leave me alone!
UniqueCorn: Hey Guys, is it me or is that knife heading towards us?
Groddy GrudgeBear: No, UniqueCorn, its not heading towards us!
Floppy Flopzee: Yeah, but it looks like its heading towards Catfeine!
Groddy GrudgeBear & Catfeine: AW SH-
(Suddenly, the knife bursts Catfeine's bloated body and coffee spills everywhere and even into the hallway with the Specialist and Frowny Fox.)
Groddy GrudgeBear: UGH!!! Now I have to take a shower!
Floppy Flopzee: *who is tweaking* You think that's bad? THAT COFFEE MADE ME ENERGISED!!!!
Frowny Fox: *with multiple knifes stuck in him* *coughs* I think you should ask CatNap if he can use his Poppy Gas to help you out.
Floppy Flopzee: *with terror in his eyes* And I think you should see a doctor!
Frowny Fox: Yeah, that might be a good idea.
Catfeine: *who is currently a ghost* And maybe that doctor can help stitching my stomach back together!

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