This is going to be karma at its finest!

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(The scene opens with Olly Sharctopus, his sister, Olivia Sharctopus, and his dad, Jolly Jaws)

Olly Sharctopus: Hey dad, why do you hate the CEO?
Jolly Jaws: Well, let's see here, HE PULLED MY TEETH OUT!!!
Olivia Sharctopus: There's no way that actually happened!
Jolly Jaws: Oh, but it did. He said that I WAS too scary to be sold as a toy to children, and after he pulled my teeth out, he said that I was an ugly fish and saying that it was "part of business", afterwards throwing me in the trash!
Olly Sharctopus: Well then! Guess Olivia and I are paying that CEO a visit!
(Later...)
The CEO: ...it's awfully quiet. Guess that means I can sing karaok-
(SLAM)
Olly Sharctopus and Olivia Sharctopus: YOU!!!
The CEO: AHH!!! Don't sneak up on me like that, you could have given me a heart attack!!
Olly Sharctopus: You can have a heart attack after you hear what we have to say!!
("That's karma for ya!!" By Olly Sharctopus)

Yo, listen up, lemme tell you a tale 
'Bout a CEO, so full of fail 
You hurt Frowny Fox, Clever Claws too 
Gerry Giraffe, Molly McMoo, what's wrong with you?

Jolly Jaws, Silly Shelly, they all fell down 
Thanks to you, they're wearing a frown 
You think you're so big, sitting in your throne 
But your heart must be colder than a stone

You're a boss, but you ain't no leader 
You're just a bully and a bottom-feeder 
You step on others to reach the top 
But you'll never make it, your reign's gonna flop

You think you're powerful, but you're just a fool 
You're nothing but a low-down, dirty drool 
You crush dreams, you break hearts 
But karma's coming, it's gonna tear you apart

Frowny Fox is coming for revenge 
Clever Claws is sharpening up his edge 
Gerry Giraffe's gonna stomp you down 
Molly McMoo's gonna turn your smile into a frown

Jolly Jaws is ready to bite back 
Silly Shelly's gonna put you on the rack 
You messed with the wrong crew, now it's payback time 
Your empire's crumbling, no more climb

You may have power, you may have dough 
But you can't buy respect, you reap what you sow 
So watch your back, watch your step 
'Cause you're about to face a debt you can't prep

You may think you're untouchable 
But you're just a paper crown on a head so dull 
You hurt the innocent, you crush the weak 
But now the tables turn, it's time to speak

Your days of tyranny are coming to an end 
The CEO of pain, you can't defend 
Frowny Fox, Clever Claws, they're forming a pack 
To take you down, to give you a smack

So watch out, 'cause the animals are on the loose 
And they're coming for you, they got nothing to lose 
You thought you were high and mighty 
But now you're just a target in the nighty

So be ready for the storm that's coming your way 
The CEO of destruction, there's a price to pay 
For all the harm you've caused, for all the tears you've shed 
The animals, they're coming for your head

Olly Sharctopus: Mic drop!!
The CEO: That was incredible!! But wow you really got me there!
Olivia Sharctopus: So? What's the moral of the rap?
The CEO: Crossbreed Smiling Critters!!
Olly Sharctopus: EWW!!! NO!! WHAT THE EVER-LOVING F#*K!!!
Olivia Sharctopus: No!! It's don't mess with the Forgotten Critters and Rejects!!

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