(The scene opens with Olly Sharctopus, his sister, Olivia Sharctopus, and his dad, Jolly Jaws)
Olly Sharctopus: Hey dad, why do you hate the CEO?
Jolly Jaws: Well, let's see here, HE PULLED MY TEETH OUT!!!
Olivia Sharctopus: There's no way that actually happened!
Jolly Jaws: Oh, but it did. He said that I WAS too scary to be sold as a toy to children, and after he pulled my teeth out, he said that I was an ugly fish and saying that it was "part of business", afterwards throwing me in the trash!
Olly Sharctopus: Well then! Guess Olivia and I are paying that CEO a visit!
(Later...)
The CEO: ...it's awfully quiet. Guess that means I can sing karaok-
(SLAM)
Olly Sharctopus and Olivia Sharctopus: YOU!!!
The CEO: AHH!!! Don't sneak up on me like that, you could have given me a heart attack!!
Olly Sharctopus: You can have a heart attack after you hear what we have to say!!
("That's karma for ya!!" By Olly Sharctopus)Yo, listen up, lemme tell you a tale
'Bout a CEO, so full of fail
You hurt Frowny Fox, Clever Claws too
Gerry Giraffe, Molly McMoo, what's wrong with you?Jolly Jaws, Silly Shelly, they all fell down
Thanks to you, they're wearing a frown
You think you're so big, sitting in your throne
But your heart must be colder than a stoneYou're a boss, but you ain't no leader
You're just a bully and a bottom-feeder
You step on others to reach the top
But you'll never make it, your reign's gonna flopYou think you're powerful, but you're just a fool
You're nothing but a low-down, dirty drool
You crush dreams, you break hearts
But karma's coming, it's gonna tear you apartFrowny Fox is coming for revenge
Clever Claws is sharpening up his edge
Gerry Giraffe's gonna stomp you down
Molly McMoo's gonna turn your smile into a frownJolly Jaws is ready to bite back
Silly Shelly's gonna put you on the rack
You messed with the wrong crew, now it's payback time
Your empire's crumbling, no more climbYou may have power, you may have dough
But you can't buy respect, you reap what you sow
So watch your back, watch your step
'Cause you're about to face a debt you can't prepYou may think you're untouchable
But you're just a paper crown on a head so dull
You hurt the innocent, you crush the weak
But now the tables turn, it's time to speakYour days of tyranny are coming to an end
The CEO of pain, you can't defend
Frowny Fox, Clever Claws, they're forming a pack
To take you down, to give you a smackSo watch out, 'cause the animals are on the loose
And they're coming for you, they got nothing to lose
You thought you were high and mighty
But now you're just a target in the nightySo be ready for the storm that's coming your way
The CEO of destruction, there's a price to pay
For all the harm you've caused, for all the tears you've shed
The animals, they're coming for your headOlly Sharctopus: Mic drop!!
The CEO: That was incredible!! But wow you really got me there!
Olivia Sharctopus: So? What's the moral of the rap?
The CEO: Crossbreed Smiling Critters!!
Olly Sharctopus: EWW!!! NO!! WHAT THE EVER-LOVING F#*K!!!
Olivia Sharctopus: No!! It's don't mess with the Forgotten Critters and Rejects!!
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