Ask the Smiling Critters!! (and Reject Critters)

Questions 57, 58&59

Question 57:

Jolly Jaws: I first met him when me and the other Forgotten Critters were brought out of the trash and brought to Home Sweet Home.
Jolly Jaws: I found his many arms sexy and immediately fell in love with him.
Jolly Jaws: Me and Opportunistic Octopus hung out for a while, and then I asked him to be my boyfriend!
Opportunistic Octopus: Coincidentally, I asked him exactly when he asked him too! And we've been together ever since.

Question 58:

Frowny Fox: I actually like all sorts of poetry.
Performance Percy: Did you know Bulltrap doesn't even understand Shakespeare?
Frowny Fox: I didn't, but to be honest, I didn't understand how "wherefore" meant why the first time I read Romeo and Juliet!

Question 59:

Jolly Jaws: *who is already very obese after eating 30-40 cakes and a giant cake* Thanks! *eats cake*
Jolly Jaws: *now a big blob of blubber* Thank...*gigantic burp*...you!
Jolly Jaws: *tries to get up, but can't and pants* Boy, is it me or am I heavier than usual?
Silly Shelly: *places cake on Jolly Jaws's chest* Happy Birthday Olly!
Jolly Jaws: *softly* Thanks Sheldon. *hugs him*