Questions 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120 & 121

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Question 115:

Jolly Jaws: Sure! I wonder how it would feel to have them in my stomach!
(Several hours later...)
Jolly Jaws: *burps* That was hard, but worth it, but I can't move.
Bobby Bearhug: *muffled* To be honest, it's kinda nice in here! If you don't mind the smell.
Bubba Bubbaphant: *muffled* How do you not find this terrifying, you could get digested!
Bobby Bearhug: *muffled* It's because I love Jolly Jaws and Opportunistic Octopus's relationship and I want to see them happy!
CatNap: *muffled* Yeah, their relationship is adorable, but I don't want to add to Jolly Jaws's thighs!
Jolly Jaws: Well, none of you are getting out, I was dared by a fan.
(3 hours later...)
Jolly Jaws: *belch* Now they've added to my body, guys!
Opportunistic Octopus: Hey ba- *sees Jolly Jaws's blubbery body*
Opportunistic Octopus: *runs and jumps onto Jolly Jaws* Give me that fat belly of yours!
Jolly Jaws: *falls asleep*
Opportunistic Octopus: *shortly falls asleep after*
Bobby Bearhug: *who is currently a ghost* See? Aren't they adorable?
Bubba Bubbaphant: *who is also a ghost* Alright, you've got a point!

Question 116:

Clever Claws: Thanks! I've never had a birthday like a human!
Clever Claws: And I've never had a birthday cake! *takes a slice and eats it*
Clever Claws: Mmm, this is good!
Jolly Jaws: Is this your first time eating a birthday cake?
Clever Claws: Yep!

Question 117:

Silly Shelly: We're actually planning to have more, but Alf's a start!
Alf Anglerturtle: S*#T! S*#T! S*#T! DAD, SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO STEAL ME AND UNCLE MAMMON'S MONEY, SO UNCLE MAMMON KILLED HIM AND NOW WE NEED HELP GETTING RID OF THE BODY!!!!
Silly Shelly: Don't worry, I've been through this before!
Silly Shelly: I know how to get rid of the body!
Silly Shelly: Hey JJ! Could you come here real quick?
Jolly Jaws: *starts slowly walking to Silly Shelly whilst panting from how fat he currently is* Yeah, Shelly?
Silly Shelly: Mammon just killed someone for touching his and my son's money, could you eat the body?
Jolly Jaws: *pants* Sure! *starts swallowing the body whole*
Beelzebub: He just can't stop doing the sin of Gluttony!

Question 118:

DogDay: There's literally a video where I'm married and have a kid.
DogDay: I don't know if being married counts as having a crush, but I'll just say maybe to be safe.

Question 119:

Jolly Jaws: It was literally explained in the first question this book has gotten, we were all transformed on our 13th birthday.
Silly Shelly: But we'll tell you what order we were transformed.
Silly Shelly: Molly was transformed first, then Jolly Jaws was transformed, and then I was transformed, but Molly and JJ were transformed in the same year, I was transformed the year after that, in-between Molly's and Jolly Jaws's.
Silly Shelly: So to put it simply, I'm a year younger than Molly and Jolly Jaws.
Molly McMoo: Also, we aren't plushes, we're organic versions of our toy counterparts, but we still have zippers.
Jolly Jaws: But they can't be opened without our pendants, because our pendants double as the pull tabs.

Question 120:

Samantha Sharxolotl: I really like my dad's ability to regrow any missing limbs and my second dad's shortness and cuddliness!
Olly Sharctopus: Me and my sister like how our dad is capable of tearing a Playtime Co employee into shreds with his teeth and our second dad's ability to grab 8 things at once!
Flicker Fox: My several siblings and I like how our dad cares for all Rejects and how athletic our mom is!
Alf Anglerturtle: I like my dad's indestructible shell and how nice he is and my second dad's ability to show his bones in the dark!

Question 121:

PickyPiggy: I'm not sure. Guess we'll see when I get brought back to life!

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