"𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓾𝔂."
"Maybe some things just can't go back to the way they were. We just have to move on and hope for the best.."
Alexis Katsopolis was just your average 10 year old girl living wit...
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Lexi was currently in the living room coloring with Michelle while Joey and Jesse were coming up with a new ad.
"Alright, Jojo, we got our campaign. Ocean Nice Sardines. The snack fish o' the '90s." Jesse held up a pack of sardines.
"Ugh, sardines are nasty. Right cutie." Lexi turned to Michelle.
Michelle stuck out her tongue shacking her head. "Yucky." She muttered.
"Girls, we're trying to work." Jesse reminded the two girls.
"Sorry, dad. But you have to agree sardines are gross." Lexi grinned softly.
Jesse ignored her comment and turned back to Joey. "Now, all we need is a voice for our spokes fish Eugene, the sardine." Jesse smiled. "Here, you're the voice man. Do your thing." Jesse handed him the tin.
"I got it. Eugene, the surfing sardine." Joey took one of the sardines out of the tin. "Whoa, like surf's up, fish freaks. Who, bummer, dude." Joey sniffled. "What's the gnarly smell? Whoa, it's me."
"Hm, I think it's Eugene or you." Lexi pointed to Joey with a crayon and Michelle giggled.
"Listen, Joesph, you're not thinking like a sardine. Now, in order to sound like a sardine, you just eat a sardine. Alright, You are what you eat. Now...snorkel down one of these sliver puppies." Jesse pulled one out and handed it to Joey.
"You mean, put one of these in my mouth?" Joey scrunched his nose staring at the fish intently.
"That is typically how you eat something." Lexi furrowed her eyebrows.
"Yeah, no. Make Lexi eat it." Joey pointed over to Jesses daughter.
"Ew, no way." Lexi plugged her nose and put a hand to her mouth.
Jesse glared back at Joey. "My daughter's not eating that and Joey, it's food. Suck it up." Jesse shrugged.
"Yeah, if you're a seal." Joey retorted. "You eat it."
"Oh, I'm not eating that bait. You're doing the voice... it's very simple. Open your mouth and say, 'Ahh.'" Jesse opened his mouth and Joey shoved the sardine in his mouth. Jesse widened his eyes at the taste.
Lexi and Michelle both laughed at the scene playing out.
"Now, let's hear that sardine voice." Joey cocked his head to Jesse smugly.
"You're a dead man." Jesse pointed his finger at Joey threateningly.
"Whoo." Joey waved his hand infront of his face from Jesses breathe. "No chance of Baskin-Robbins making that a flavor." Joey scoffed. "I did a real fun voice on my tape recorder this morning." Joey looked around. "Hey, uh, where's my little tape recorder." Joey searched the table.
Just then Michelle let out a mischievous giggle. Lexi turned to Michelle with a grin. "Oh, now, that's a suspicious little giggle. Michelle, do you know where Joeys tape recorder is?" Lexi poked her stomach.
