"𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓾𝔂."
"Maybe some things just can't go back to the way they were. We just have to move on and hope for the best.."
Alexis Katsopolis was just your average 10 year old girl living wit...
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Lexi was in DJ and Stephanie's room with Kimmy. The girls were getting ready to go to school.
"Here you go, Steph. Hot off the press." DJ handed Stephanie one of their school newspapers. "Your free copy of our school newspaper."
"This is the only time you get it free." Lexi peeked over DJs shoulder who nodded in agreement.
"Gee, thanks. News about kids I don't know at a school I don't go to." Stephanie grinned sarcastically.
"Check out my new column. 'Madame Kimmy Horoscope.' Oh, if the words are too big for you to read you can always color on it." Kimmy teased.
"Horoscope? What's that, Kimmy? A telescope that can only see your face?" Stephanie spat back.
"Oh, damn." Lexi widened her eyes, "she got you there."
Stephanie then laughed out loud. "Well, as editor of the school paper I must say Kimmy did an excellent job." DJ complimented her work. "She got all the astrological signs right. Expect for aquarium, the fish tank."
"She did a great job though. Even for Kimmy." Lexi placed her hands on Kimmys shoulders.
"Are you saying Kimmy can tell the future?" Stephanie questioned. "She can barley tell time."
"DJ, read Stephanie's horoscope. I bet you all Madame Kimmy's predictions come true." Kimmy said to DJ.
"Let's see what the stars foretell, young Capricorn." DJ spoke in a sort of guru type voice. "'Your day starts with good fortune.'"
"Wrong already. Kimmy's here." Stephanie pointed to the brunette behind her.
"'Afternoon brings unpleasant surprise.'" DJ continued.
"What happens, Kimmy comes back?" Stephanie inquired.
"'Then a misunderstanding will occur at home. Exercise extreme caution after dark. Go now. I just rest.'" DJ held her forehead.
"Your day starts with good fortune. Maybe you should check your pocket." Kimmy instructed.
Stephanie then reached into her pocket and pulled out a dollar. "Wow, a dollar. Just like my horoscope said."
The three girls then shared a look with one another.
"Uh-oh, does this mean all that bad stuff's gonna happen, too?" Stephanie widened her eyes.
"Chill, squirt. I put that dollar in your pocket. Now the jokes over. Give it back." Kimmy extended her hand.
"Not so fast. Kimmy, your horoscope says 'You'll make a financial blunder.'" DJ read off the paper.
"Man, that horoscope is right on today." Lexi laughed staring at the paper as well.
"Your blunder, my buck." Stephanie shoved the dollar in her face and then left the room.
"Let's see what mine says. 'You will talk with a bad accent.'" DJ said in that same accent.
"What does mine say?" Lexi leaned over her shoulder.
"'You'll face a serve injury.'" DJ narrowed her eyes.
"That happens a lot." Lexi shrugged.
•~🌸~•
Later that day, the girls had returned home from school. Kimmy, DJ, and Lexi were in DJs room working on the paper. Lexi had a huge cut on her forehead after getting tripped in the hallway, it was just like her horoscope had said.
"Kimmy, Lexi, what do you think about this for next week's editorial? 'Tardiness, are we really late?'" DJ recited the headline. "'Or does class start just a bit too early?'"
"Both very true." Lexi pointed out.
Stephanie then entered the room with guard mask, a tennis racket, and a lamp.
"What are doing? Practicing for the nerd Olympics?" Kimmy taunted.
"Kimmy, everything in your horoscope came true." Stephanie widened her eyes, "now it says to exercise extreme caution after dark. That's why I'm sleeping with Michelle's night light."
"My horoscope weirdly came true too." Lexi put down her pencil pointing to her bandage, "it was only because Harry Nolan tripped me in the hallway because I wouldn't give him answers to the history test." Lexi rolled her eyes.
"Well, I guess I better tell you the truth, kid. I don't know anything about astrology. I just copied those horoscopes out of the old newspapers." Kimmy admitted.
"Huh, that means Harry Nolan is just a mean kid." Lexi grunted.
Stephanie dropped her racket and then stood up, "you mean, thanks to this woman I spent the whole day freaking out over nothing?" Stephanie pieced it together. She then raised her mask to glare at Kimmy. "How rude!"
Michelle then ran in, "hey, you stole my clown light." Michelle told Stephanie very angry.
"Michelle, I just needed to borrow it." Stephanie assured her little sister.
"That's mine. You're in big trouble, mister." Michelle wagged her finger and pinched Stephanie.
"Ow!" Stephanie winced.
Jesse then came in the room. "What's going on in here?" Jesse asked.
"No. No. That was different." Jesse shook his head. "I said you could before because Aaron took your cookie."
"Stephanie took my lamp." Michelle pouted.
"Yeah, but it one case, somebody took something that was yours. But in the other case, somebody took something that.." Jesse then trailed off realizing where he went wrong, "..was yours."
"Give it back, or you're getting it again." Michelle pinched her fingers together.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, crab girl. Put away those pinchers." Jesse grabbed her hand, pulling her away. Jesse pulled out of the room but stopped when he saw Lexi. "What happened to your head."
"I... fell." Lexi nodded.
"Sounds about right." Jesse shrugged and took Michelle back out of the room.
Sorry this is so short. Should I do Viva Las Joey? Or should I just skip it?
