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Billzo: Know why I called you in here?

Tommy: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Billzo: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?


Billzo: I am going to need you to swear-

Tommy: Fuck.

freddie :

billzo: ...swear as in promise.


freddie: We all have our demons.

freddie, grabbing Tommy: This one's mine.



freddie: *sees someone doing something stupid*

freddie: What an idiot.

Billzo: *realizes it's Tommy*

freddie and billzo : Wait, that's our idiot!


freddie: I think our future partner should be kind, smart, and graceful

Tommy: *yells fuck you at a random stranger that bumped into him, gave them the middle-finger, then tripped over his shoelace*

freddie and billzo :... we want that one



Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Billzo: Oh no, that's terrible!

Tommy: Did they win?


Tommy: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Billzo : Aren't you forgetting something?

Tommy: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses billzo before running out.*

bilzo No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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