Akali: So, then, when I found her with Irelia, I threw a kunai right at him, I mean. I knew it wasn't going to hit him... but why'd he cheat?! I thought I'd be giving him all the attention he'd ever need!
Y/N: No, you're not getting it. He cheated because he seemed like a self-absorbed turd, and rather than talking about his needs and his doubts with you, he just went off and dealt with them. It doesn't matter if he was afraid, if he was sorry, whatever. I can tell you that mine fucking wasn't... that bitch...
I'm sloshed as fuck, and we're talking about getting cheated on, so this is going to be one hell of a conversation. We ended up ditching the bar backstage and heading out to Braum's, a restaurant, but more like a pub. Sona, Yasuo, and Ekko were gone, so I get to celebrate my birthday with a popstar.
Ahri: Bitch? She deserves that?!
Popstars... plural... and Sett, who's actually not a bad guy, he admires me now for saving Akali's lie, even more so when I told him I have no powers. He said I had the spirit of a lion and the stupidity of a gorilla, and I could've become an animal if I worked with him during his younger years.
He's not old by any means, he's in his late twenties, sort of old for his boo bear, Ahri, but I digress. Sett was a powerful figure that Zaun and Piltover both kept tabs on during his early stages in Ionia.
Sett: Damn... must had to piss you off mighty fierce.
Y/N: You got no idea, what's more salt added to the wound? Abusive childhood.
Sett: Check.
Y/N: Rough college life.
Sett: Check, well... nah, I didn't go to college, I was in prison for a year. I went back to Ionia to run my family after the fighting pits got too dangerous.
Y/N: Sounds like a rough life.
Sett: Nonsense, where I came from and how I was raised, you had to be tough, come in first at all times, because this fuckin' world wasn't going to wait for you.
Y/N: Where I came from, if there's nothng on the dinner table, it's because you didn't deserve it. In fact, you didn't really deserve anything, no parent should ever spend a breath on you. That's why if I have kids, I'm giving them they life they deserve, a good one, with proper guidance. Not like ours.
Me and him get along because we both had rough upbringings, but what makes me better than him is I avoided the criminal lifestyle, in favor of the more legal.
Sett: Yet... instead of forcing life to submit, you ride it's current...
Y/N: Some say I'm resilient.
Sett: I'd say you're a massive coward, but... hey, that's rude, not everyone is as strong or as motivated someone like me, who knows he's good for it and takes anything he can.
He's worse than KAYN!!! HOW?!
Y/N: Welp, I hope you know that I know all about your life, because that was my job, was making sure your paid-off government officials didn't let go of any of it. So, where's my three figures?!
We both share a laugh, and he pats my shoulder. Little does he know I was serious!
Sett: I SEE... A FELLOW BUSINESSMAN!!!
He wraps his arm around me.
Sett: Come on, let's go talk business somewhere else.
He puts his cigarette out, pulling on my shoulder, but I know what he's going to do. So, I plant my feet, and stay here, next to the girls. Oh, what's he going to do, Y/N? Shoot me, break a bone, take my out back and I wake up in a ditch the next day. Yeah, no thanks.
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My Cursed Luck (K/DA x Male Reader)
Fanfiction- Y/N is an archivist, scratch that, an "information artist", and he likes to believe he's cursed, cursed with bad luck, resulting in the constant lack of optimism, depression. However, his past few years have been pretty tame as far as just going t...
