My Cursed Luck (K/DA x Male Reader)

Ch. 34: Chill Morning

That very night, I had no dream. I woke up freezing cold though, with a little bit of a sniffle. I figured that was just the hangover getting to me. My sore throat was from me throwing up nearly everything in my gut. Whatever, let's just get ready and make breakfast... maybe a quick smoke...

Oh, wait, shit! Are they all still downstairs?! I quickly get dressed, grabbing my glasses because I have no time for contacts today. I run downstairs and yep; the three popstars are all still sleeping down there. 

Eve was sleeping under my red jacket on the couch, so that's where that went. Kali is sleeping in a weird position on the ottoman, probably from trying to drunkenly spar with me. Ahri wrapped herself up in her tails, and then pulled the carpet over her, looking like some foxy burrito. I'd take a bite, honestly... 

Now, I managed to wake up fairly early, so that means the girls can sleep while I clean up. The only problem is... the girls are part of it. I guess I'll start with Eve.

I walk over, looking down at Eve who just has her hair messed up, curled up in a ball under my jacket. It's amazing how she barely fits under it, but yet she does. I guess... I'll try and lift her up? I do that, I pick her up while she still has my jacket on top of her. 

Eve: Mmmmm... 

She moans softly as soon as my hands touch her, and she starts to sleep heavier, snoring as I carry her across the foyer and up the stairs. I take her into her room, using my foot to kick some of her covers away. I place her in her bed and tuck her in, kissing her forehead. 

Up next, I'll do Akali, she'll be easy. I head back down and pick up Akali, throwing her head over my shoulder like I did before. I still love this feeling of intimacy, carrying her by her thighs as she wraps her body against me. She also groans and hugs me tighter. I can tell she's still snoozing, because she is hot, literally. 

I place her in her room, and when I put the blanket over her, she kicks it around, so her feet dangle out, then rolls over to face down. I walk down and grab Ahri next, not needing to worry about Kai because she made it to bed.

You'll hate me for saying this, but Ahri is heavy, in an old interview, she said she weighed about 145 pounds, or 68 kilos if you work in importing and exporting. Metric is so easy, yet they don't teach us both in school... anyway, SHE IS NOT 145 POUNDS. I can curl that much weight, she is definitely pushing 205 or something, it's her tails. 

Her tails add a good 50 to 60 pounds of weight. It makes even more sense that when you tie them together, you effectively make a club behind her back, and it has enough force to knock me on the ground, as we've seen before. She was hard to carry over my shoulder, but now that her tails are limp, it's even worse. 

Y/N whispers: W-why are you so chonk... *grunt*

Ahri whispers: Mmmm... mmmhphmmhph...

I just barely carry her up to her room, harshly dropping her on her bed, but that's not enough to wake her up. Thankfully, she's a heavy sleeper, and all she does is kick her legs as her ears twitch, then rolls over, curling into a ball. This gives me the chance to cover her and all her foxy goodness with a blanket. 

After I got all the girls wrapped up in bed, with their foreheads kissed and their blankets tucked, I go outside for a little smoke. I step outside and... hmmm... it's actually kind of warm out. I take off my coat and put it back inside, then come back out. Fuck, this is so refreshing, nothing but the wind moving through the trees gently, and the neighborhood is dead silent. 

I cough a little bit from whatever sickness is latched onto me and take a few puffs. It wasn't long before one of them woke up though, as a tired little demon decides to come outside to greet me. She presses herself up against my backside, wrapping her arms around me, and her tails over my shoulders.