My Cursed Luck (K/DA x Male Reader)

Ch. 28: A Good Kill

I head inside, walking through the foyer, blood on my sleeve from killing two men out front. The party was dying down, as there are streamers on the floor, music blasting, but nobody else is around.

I'm looking like that one close family member that doesn't get along with any of the other family, so they show up much later, usually after the party for dinner or some wine. However, in this case, I came for blood... that's edgy, fuck... 

I place my kunai on the dirty counter, and it blends right in. I take my SVD down, preparing for the fight of the century... or so I thought. Turns out, guns versus a man that is built on melee and hand-to-hand combat was just cheating, even if I didn't know how to shoot them. 

I tune into their conversation as I walk quietly into the lounge area. Nobody is around but Ahri and Sett, chilling in the lounge. I can tell by her tails that she wants to get away, but I wonder what kind of blackmail or extortion she's trapped in. 

Sett: ...cause that's why I love you... I'm glad you came to your senses, see? I'm not all bad, you just needed a little push in-

Y/N: So, did you have to extort her before, or after you put the ring on? Or was it all gaslighting?

Ahri's ears shoot up, nearly breaking her neck to whip around at a familiar face. Oh, she's so cute, I missed her so much. Calm down Y/N... you're just an assistant... okay... 

Sett: You should be rotting in prison?! THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 

He stands up, puffing his chest out, ready to throw down. 

Y/N: I'm here because my name is Y/N L/N, not Y/N Sett... you have pushed me around, pushed us around for far too long! 

Sett: I ALREADY SAID YOU OVERSTEPPED!!! YOU'RE OUT OF THE-

I do what every movie character needs to fucking do, blow them to pieces while they're still talking... 

*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!* FOLLOWED BY AN *AHRI SCREAM!*

I toss the SVD on the ground as his lifeless corpse hits the floor, he's not getting up from that. No champion would, I'm convinced. I missed the first one, trying to fire it like Jhin, but I got the hang of it for the other seven. 

I take out the Hi-Point, empyting my frustration into him. 

*BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!*

I drop the empty mag, reloading the spare from Singed's jacket. 

*BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!CLICK!CLICK!*

I throw it at his ruined head after he's been turned to SpongeBob. Was this overkill? Fuck yeah it was, and it felt... so... good... but I feel horrible after doing it, I feel guilty. Holy fuck, I just killed a person, I'm no better than the average Zaunite. Oh, but... what would've happened if I didn't? Fuck... thank you thoughts... it was a good kill... he would've killed me... and he deserves the utmost disrespect for ruining what we had. 

All because I treated Ahri as an assistant better than he treated Ahri as her own fucking boyfriend, AND future husband. Speaking of... after panting out whatever energy I had left in me, I look over at Ahri, who is as frozen as a statue. She doesn't know whether to be sad, freaked out, shocked, or... relieved? Her tails show relief, as they wag slowly, but her face and ears say otherwise. 

Eve comes down, and I can hear her strutting through the foyer in her heels. I can just... imagine the sight... of her beautiful legs... FUCK... THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT THOUGHT PROCESS TO HAVE AFTER MURDERING A MAN!!!