I'm just about near the end of Ahri's massage, where I was able to give her tails a stretch, then rub out on her back, wait... rub out... no, rub her back, because she must have pulled something on stage.
Eve quietly: Now, why did you have to teach him how to lift weights? He's not buff, but I can see his muscles twinge each time he squeezes Ahri's back...
Kali quietly: I know, right? Not only was he adorable, but now he's cute.
Eve quietly: Staring at him makes me feel like I'm in a desert... soooo... thirsty... hey, wait, how was he last night?
They both start whispering and as soon as I look over, both of them stare at me now with their eyes wide open, embarrassed, and caught red-handed.
Y/N: You guys are ruining Ahri's therapy...
Ahri: Yeah-mmmmmmm... mlemmmm...
Her ears flutter as I finish chopping out her back, making her moan and groan just a bit more until it's over, then I pull her jacket back down.
Y/N: There we go!
Ahri: Ugh... it's amazing... I don't know what it is, but somehow, you've given be the best massage I've ever felt. Thank you, Y/N...
Y/N: Sure, anything for you.
Ahri: I think it might be time I take you up on that-
Eve: No, I'm taking him up on that!
Ahri: Hey, no fair!
Eve: Oh, wait, who has a boyfriend, that recently asked her to marry him?! HMMMM?!
Y/N: Please tell me you didn't say yes, marriage is bad for your guys' image, and also your guys' business! Not only that, but as much as you complain about him-
Ahri: Relax, both of you! I know how to handle things... I told him I'm not ready for something like that. Also, of course, in Sett fashion, he decided to be a prick about it.
Y/N: What happened?
Ahri: Oh, nothing, just the casual gaslighting and talking about how I can see the world with him, when he doesn't know that I make much more money than him and already see the world... and I do it legally...
Eve: Ahri, Y/N is your assistant, and he's here to help you maintain your wellbeing. You remember the thing we all agreed to in the car? Tell him what really happened?
Ahri: He threatened me when I didn't just say "yes" right off the bat. He's scary, and I know a restraining order isn't going to stop him, because I'm worried that he'll harm you or one of the girls.
Y/N: Eh, it's what happens when desperate guys hoard money, and then become powerful so they abuse it. They forget what the word "no" is, not because they're entitled, but because they aren't used to it. In fact, that might've just made him love you even more, I bet he thinks you're playing hard to get, even after dating you for a few years.
I say that as I'm gently caressing her back. Oh, and also, she made me get on the couch with her, so I'm on my knees, right below her tails, of course too, they wrapped themselves around me. And... the way I'm kneeling, I can... sort of feel her soft thighs and her butt sort of pushing against me, so I need to be careful. She doesn't seem to mind it though.
Y/N: He's an Ionian criminal and previously used to spar for coin so... I bet he loves a challenge...
Kai: Okay, that's gaslighting...
Y/N: Sure, but how can I lie? It's all true, is it not? I mean, I'm only assuming, sorry if you felt that-
Ahri: NOPE, it is all true, Y/N is so right it's not even funny... why the hell does Y/N understand me when nobody else does...
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My Cursed Luck (K/DA x Male Reader)
Fanfiction- Y/N is an archivist, scratch that, an "information artist", and he likes to believe he's cursed, cursed with bad luck, resulting in the constant lack of optimism, depression. However, his past few years have been pretty tame as far as just going t...
