Ch. 9: Dire Cleaning

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I start with the room next to mine, which was Kai'Sa's. I come up to the door and knock on it, and it seems like she isn't in, so it's my time to clean. I empty the trash can beside her bed, dang, so she's just like me. I also change the liner, then undo her bedding. 

I take care of the rest of her trash, holy shit she lives like a pig. Candy wrappers on the floor, her trash can by her desk was overflowing, and I didn't touch her CDs, just straightened them for them to look nice. She has a dancing pole set up in the corner of her room, which I sterilize and wipe off. Now, her whole room is polished after I ran the vacuum.

I just need to wash her bath towels, some of her laundry, and her bedding, and after all that, her room will be... SPOTLESS.

I carry all of the stuff downstairs and into the laundry room right in front of Kai, and she's giving me some weird looks. 

Y/N: Miss Kai'Sa... 

Kai: Y-yeah?

Y/N: So, I have your bed, and your bathing towels in the washer, as far as the rest of your room, it's spotless. Now, if you'll excuse me, the trash needs to go. 

Kai: Oh... by all means, go right ahead! *Mumbles:* This is amazing... 

I throw all her trash into their trash can, and when I come inside, the bedding is done being washed, so I take her towels and shower curtain upstairs. 

Kai: He's so efficient...

Eve: I know... well, he actually took the contract seriously... you think I made it too lopsided? 

Kai: No... we'll see how far we can push it... 

I finish eavesdropping, offering some help to Kai after I put her curtain back on. 

Y/N: Does anyone need anything while my hands are free?!

Kai: Uhm... I'll take some tea, thank you! 

Ahri: I'm fine, thanks! 

I zip downstairs and start up the kettle for some tea later. I take the bedding and finish Kai's room, cross that one off the list, now we head next door to Akali's-HOLY GOD!!! Smells... like... something... died... in... here... so much loose clothes on the floor... is... is that a fucking bra hanging off the shower head? Oh no... 

Alright, remember your sign-on bonus, work for it, Y/N. 

LET THE CLEANING ENSUE! 

After I give Kai her tea, I take out Akali's first round of garbage. I then head up and grab more garbage, now cleaning up the room. I vacuum it, and I cannot wait to do this to the whole house... 

Akali's room is done after some towels and bedding are washed, and now I do the same exact thing to Ahri's room, which is actually kept pretty clean. Just a few extra sweaters on the floor and I had to vacuum up some of her fur that shed on the floor. 

This is why they wanted someone they could trust to do this, because a fan would be selling every second thing I had to pick up. Trust me, like anyone else's used underwear, it smells bad. Like, of course it would. So, after a long time of picking up hairs, I put Ahri's fresh blanket on her bed, and that was it. 

Her peachy room is now back to looking pink when I was done. It's a pretty room, and not too pink, I can tell these women have class. Akali's was a jade color, Kai's was a pastel purple, Ahri's was a peachy, sort of grapefruit pink, and Eve's... oh Eve's...

When I walked into Eve's it was practically spotless, and eggshell finished beige on the wall, and the furniture is very rustic, and just beautiful. I feel like I went back in time until I open the cabinet, revealing a TV. 

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