So, remember when I said I was going to meet Ezreal? So, here I am now, sitting at Braum's bar, the same place Kali passed out in the Uber on the ride home, or at least I think so...
Ezreal: So uhh... ahem... saw Kayn in jail and uhh... really gave me another reality check. That man let a woman destroy his soul, and it wasn't even the woman, it was all him, I'm sure Akali is an amazing person. He's just... super possessive, just wish some of it would've rubbed off on me, cause uhh... maybe I would've made mistakes earlier and learned from them.
Y/N: Yeah...
Ezreal: Zeri was... Zeri was not worth it, you wanna know what happened after you guys broke up after that... thing?
Y/N: No, what happened?
He clears his throat, his face filling with dread, or whatever is left of Ezreal's face. It was hard to recognize him at first, but it was him. Green hair, also came into the bar with yellow lensed glasses on like a degenerate, teeth misaligned from getting beaten up in prison, most likely.
But it shaped him, my snarky boy has turned into a... man, I guess? Whatever he chooses to be, I won't judge him for it, this is the way. He just feels awful, he's quiet, like I can tell it's hard for him to open his mouth.
Anyway, he takes out his phone, showing me the screenshots he took of their chat.
Ezzy: I still feel real bad for what i did tho
Zeri: Dont, he wasnt gon get the hint till i had to do somethin ab it. and as for u, that was a one time thingy, pls dont take this the wrong way, like ur hot and all but like.
Ezzy: U sure u dont wanna go out? come on, he helped me think of some shit, like, i want to get to know u if he wasnt a good fit, maybe youll like someone like me, that way at least like... hes betrayed but hell know that someone else could benefit, like i like you, plssssssss
Zeri: ...
Zeri: k
He takes his phone away.
Ezzy: Listen, listen, that's not even the worse part, here it is. Agh... fuck, it's rough to look at... keep in mind, this was when she was like 22 and graduated so I don't fucking get how she hasn't wizened up. What a fuckin' bitch... and I'm just as guilty, but... look.
Zeri: Told u it was just a fling... shouldve listened...
Y/N: OH!!! EW!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Ezzy: I KNOW!!! Imagine waking up at 3 and seeing this shit! God, I wanted to fucking strangle this guy, well if his fuckin' schlong didn't strangle her first, like what the fuck?!
From our reactions, I shouldn't have to describe the photo in depth, but the room is dark, and it's her face in the light, with some uhh... large grotesque looking eggplant across her face, yep, definitely an eggplant and TOTALLY not something else... this hurts the soul...
Y/N: Well, I prayed for her downfall, but I stopped the other day, should I go back to doing it?
Ezzy: I would.
Y/N: Hey, I also owe you a punch in the face.
Ezzy: Hey, get in line, ass-munch, I'm still hurting from the five I got the other week... besides, what's a powerless gonna do to me?
Y/N: You wanna find out?
Ezzy: You know what, you know what?! I know I fucked up, right?! I know I did, and sorry for trying to tell you... you know... sorry! COME ON!!! LET'S FUCKING-
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My Cursed Luck (K/DA x Male Reader)
Fanfiction- Y/N is an archivist, scratch that, an "information artist", and he likes to believe he's cursed, cursed with bad luck, resulting in the constant lack of optimism, depression. However, his past few years have been pretty tame as far as just going t...
